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Articles by Christian Schneider (page 2)

September 7, 2020 5:11 am

Donald Trump Is the Trojan Horse

Joe Biden isn't the one being controlled by crazy extremists.
Christian Schneider
June 6, 2020 4:59 am

Trump and Churchill: MAGA Fever Dream

The new book on the White House’s shelves takes a lot of liberties.
Christian Schneider
May 31, 2020 5:32 am

Trump’s Biggest Enemy is Context

Oh, the unsoiled bliss of the context-free mind! One yearns for the ability to process information only as it enters…

Christian Schneider
May 18, 2020 5:26 am

A Picture Is Worth 100,000 Lives

It's the iconic image of the pandemic.
Christian Schneider
May 6, 2020 5:37 am

The Novel Coronavirus Praises The Plan to Reopen America

The following is a transcript of a press conference given by the coronavirus earlier this week.
Christian Schneider
April 22, 2020 5:18 am

Remember Who The Enemy Is

Everyone knows that a drama is often most compelling when it has an identifiable villain. But in real…

Christian Schneider
March 26, 2020 5:27 am

Trump Identifies the Real Victim of the COVID-19 Epidemic: Himself

When the coronavirus enters the human body, it uses microscopic spikes to attach itself to mucous cell membranes…

Christian Schneider
February 27, 2020 5:07 am

#NeverBernie Is Never Happening

Nope. Not gonna happen, McFly.
Christian Schneider
February 17, 2020 5:39 am

We Already Know What Trump Will Do Next

In the 1940s, Graham Greene entered a contest to write the best Graham Greene parody. He finished third.

None of…

Christian Schneider
December 31, 2019 5:26 am

In Defense of Karens

Every generation wants to believe it’s special.
Christian Schneider