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"If you were an ailing pope, one of the metal things you could do is gut it through Holy Week out of sheer force of will and die on Easter Monday. RIP, Francis."

Avoiding a meeting with Satan Vance would have helped his state and maybe he'd still be around. Everything Vance touches, dies. Literally. From sports trophies to the Pope and to a whole country.

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"If you were an ailing pope, one of the metal things you could do is gut it through Holy Week out of sheer force of will and die on Easter Monday. RIP, Francis."

Kudos to the author of this.

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