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Tom Cooper's avatar

Butt snorklers is A+++

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Now I need to find ways to use butt-snorkeler in everyday conversation

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Julie's avatar

You'll have plenty of opportunities.

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Susan Park's avatar

Even in non-political situations.

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mgnt's avatar

You have to acknowledge that the current cabinet would just dominate if there was an Olympic event for butt-snorkeling. We have the best butt-snorkelers in the world!

Team America - f**k, yeah.

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Linda Odell's avatar

American exceptionalism

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Travis's avatar

I always preferred "asshole spelunking" personally

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JF's avatar

You’ve obviously never had to do it . . . In a clinical setting, or course.

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Travis's avatar

Can't say I have lol

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JF's avatar

Ruined my breakfast though.

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Maribeth's avatar

Why? Did you spit out your breakfast laughing?🤣

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JF's avatar

No; unfortunately it was the “ick”factor. I wasn’t a nurse for nothing . . .

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Tracey Henley's avatar

Truly, a term of art.

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Pedro Campuzano's avatar

Witkoff freedives to previously unreachable depths, some say he has developed gills.

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Magnolia's avatar

Or the bends

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Patrick Rutledge's avatar

I prefer tonsil ticklers from down under!

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David Court's avatar

I've always liked knowing the difference between ass-kissers and brown-nosers was depth perception, but now I wonder how far a classic butt-snorkeler will go?

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Weswolf's avatar

Stay tuned for the next few cabinet meetings, and you'll find out.

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David Court's avatar

I think I'll pass, Frau Morgenstern.

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