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In one of the Amy Shumer movies, she asks John Cena to talk dirty to her in an intimate scene. He tries. "Baby, first I'm gonna get out my vitamix. You know what I'm gonna do then? I'm gonna spank some protein powder into that beautiful vitamix, I'm gonna make sure it reaches the 10oz line. Oh yeah baby. And then I'm gonna get some cold fresh strawberries...."

This is DiSantis! They want tough talk? I'll give them tough talk. "We're gonna slit throats." He seems to miss the mark on everything, and creepy awkward to boot.

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