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Mary's avatar

Many can aspire to the level of sycophancy of Pam Bondi but few will ever achieve it without projectile vomitting.

Where does one go for a lobotomy of that kind? Is it covered by the governments healthcare pan?

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Chuck Aurora's avatar

Concepts of a plan!

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Sumi Ink 🇨🇦's avatar

Bondi's latest public bootlicking was so incredibly cringe, even by Trump-bootlicking standards. If anyone licked your boots like that, would you respect them? No, inwardly you'd be laughing in their face. Trump will dump her the moment she becomes an inconvenience.

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Kate Fall's avatar

Pam Bondi made her money giving Scientology everything they asked for. So she's had a lot of practice. https://tonyortega.org/2024/11/22/scientology-sitting-pretty-as-trump-names-pam-bondi-his-pick-for-ag/

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Carolyn Phipps's avatar

This information suddenly makes many things clear.

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Pat Dumond's avatar

Not unless they recently added a lobotomy provision. ;) I was just telling my brother-in-law about the 258 million lives the Orange Man saved by slowing fentanyl smuggling. I've been wondering how they know how much fentanyl has or has not been smuggled into the country? The only way I could see to come up with a number is to extrapolate from the amount of fentanyl smuggling they STOP at the border. What's the ratio of stopped to smuggled in? They must be effective if they've saved 258 million lives. Anyway, I got off track -- my point with my BIL is that she's an attorney. How can she possible be so stupid?

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Andrew Egger's avatar

It was, but unfortunately it has since been axed by DOGE.

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M. Trosino's avatar

Couldn't they just use their axe to give her one for free?

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severn's avatar

i dont know anything much about pami but i suspect years of consuming hate for the "libs" means she justifies it all in that way... i guess this allows her to function sort of -- don't know. But my read of yes, nazi history is -- you can find the people to do just about anything and they'll find a way to justify it so they can sleep at night etc...

it's seeming weird quirk of human behavior that must have helped us in the distant past but is now seemingly not that useful, if not dangerous because rocks vs nukes sort of thing.

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Keith Wresch's avatar

It will be interesting to see what she says if she writes a tell all memoir at some point — preferably after Donald is among the dearly departed.

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severn's avatar

i hope she never gets the chance.

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

The power of Christ compels you!

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