I'm sure you've heard this before, but I have to acknowledge that, presumably based on your statement, you are/were an attorney with the last name of 'Court'.
Years ago my congregation included a Sheriff's Deputy named Crook. He once related the confused response of of a caller to the jail when he answered the phone, 'Crook here' -- "May I please speak to one of the officers?"
I'm sure you've heard this before, but I have to acknowledge that, presumably based on your statement, you are/were an attorney with the last name of 'Court'.
Guilty.
(I see what you did there....)
Years ago my congregation included a Sheriff's Deputy named Crook. He once related the confused response of of a caller to the jail when he answered the phone, 'Crook here' -- "May I please speak to one of the officers?"
Hopefully you were never found in contempt of yourself.
It could be a pseudonym, or nom de plume. Judge William Wayne Justice, however, was real, as was a Judge Feloni in Cambridge.
As was Justice Learned Hand.
Reminds me of Arrested Development's 'Mock Trial with J. Reinhold' starring Judge Reinhold.