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Suz Stiles's avatar

the crassness - going to a funeral! can't wait! (I am paraphrasing obviously). One generally doesn't look forward to solemn occasions with 'looking forward to being there!'

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T Jefferson Snodgrass's avatar

Except for Trump's funeral. I look forward to being there.

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Suz Stiles's avatar

thank you - I stand corrected!

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Reagan Bush Republican's avatar

Me too. Amen!

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David Court's avatar

Be careful what you wish for: The MAGATs will not tolerate anyone there but those who beat their breasts, cry uncontrolably, wail and bemoan the passing of their savior (small "s" to match his spirit and sympathy for others factor).

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T Jefferson Snodgrass's avatar

When the day comes, I'll take my chances. I'm reminded of the words Twain put in the mouth of Col. Sherburne: There's not a man in the whole lot of them. You'd be plenty safe, as long as it's broad daylight and you keep them in front of you.

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jpg's avatar

TrumpтАЩs looking forward to capturing his first Pope funeral тАЬthumbs upтАЭ photo. Question is, who/what/where will be in the background.

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John Robert's avatar

I'm guessing it will be his limp-wristed version of the clenched fist anarchist salute.

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David Court's avatar

Photoshop works miracles....

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Stephen's avatar

Probably thinks the invite includes a ticket to the Conclave. After all, he wears red, ties...

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Reagan Bush Republican's avatar

All that was missing was his creepy "thumbs-up" gesture that he does, whether at a party or a memorial service. He has no understanding of context for anything. I genuinely wonder what it is like to live in a world where nothing whatsoever exists outside the envelope of yourself and your narrow personal interests? It's like nothing even exists, or has ever existed, to Trump unless he is a part of it. So freaking weird!

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