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A Boy Named Pseu(donym)'s avatar

You really want to see him when he first wakes up in the morning? Methinks he can use a bit more bronzer, truth be told.

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KO's avatar

I am more curious about what motivates him to apply the makeup each day.

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Eva Seifert's avatar

One, he's so white he's downright pasty. And two, feeds into his ego about a tanned masculine man. He's probably tanning his balls as Tucker advocates.

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