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Julie's avatar

I hadn't heard the bit about the dinosaurs and the Ark. Maybe *they* ate the unicorns and that is why we don't see πŸ¦„ anymore. (If we're doing conspiracies, I get to use emojis.) Ain't that Mike a peach.

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ariel64's avatar

Google "Ken Ham" for more young-earth creationism alternative facts. Or maybe don't - lol.

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Charles's avatar

I suspect they were rubber or plastic dinosaurs like you can buy at the toy store. Noah's grandchildren pretended to *eat* the dinosaurs. It helped to pass the time while drifting around in a wooden zoo.

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