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Tracey Henley's avatar

Frankly, I’m surprised Trump isn’t selling pieces of the suit he wore when he was shot, if we’re speaking of “holy relics.” Given the Lord’s intervention and all.

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rlritt's avatar

I'm surprised he isn't selling microscopic pieces of his ear that was shot in in 24 carat gold filled reliquarie. Selling them for $99.95 after being personally blessed by a Trump employee.

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

True, and imagine what he could get for the ear gauze he wore for a week, or the bullet fragments. Trump Inc. is like the largest flea market ever seen. Everything must go; it’s a liquidation sale blessed by the almighty himself…:)

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jpg's avatar

Are we doomed to having Trump pilgrimages, shrines and the likes in our future 😳?

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knowltok's avatar

Kentucky has an Ark, so I'm guessing yes.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump pilgrimages? What do you call his rallies? What do you call Jan 6?

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Tracey Henley's avatar

A distinct possibility.

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Kate Fall's avatar

The holy golf courses will have to raise their membership prices.

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Tracey Henley's avatar

We worship Mammon.

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Lewis Grotelueschen's avatar

Might be saving it for the inauguration when it can be used to demonstrate God's endorsement as he declares himself Holy Emperor.

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Dave's avatar

It’s coming. Just in time for the holidays.

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