Frankly, I’m surprised Trump isn’t selling pieces of the suit he wore when he was shot, if we’re speaking of “holy relics.” Given the Lord’s intervention and all.
Frankly, I’m surprised Trump isn’t selling pieces of the suit he wore when he was shot, if we’re speaking of “holy relics.” Given the Lord’s intervention and all.
I'm surprised he isn't selling microscopic pieces of his ear that was shot in in 24 carat gold filled reliquarie. Selling them for $99.95 after being personally blessed by a Trump employee.
True, and imagine what he could get for the ear gauze he wore for a week, or the bullet fragments. Trump Inc. is like the largest flea market ever seen. Everything must go; it’s a liquidation sale blessed by the almighty himself…:)
Frankly, I’m surprised Trump isn’t selling pieces of the suit he wore when he was shot, if we’re speaking of “holy relics.” Given the Lord’s intervention and all.
I'm surprised he isn't selling microscopic pieces of his ear that was shot in in 24 carat gold filled reliquarie. Selling them for $99.95 after being personally blessed by a Trump employee.
True, and imagine what he could get for the ear gauze he wore for a week, or the bullet fragments. Trump Inc. is like the largest flea market ever seen. Everything must go; it’s a liquidation sale blessed by the almighty himself…:)
Are we doomed to having Trump pilgrimages, shrines and the likes in our future 😳?
Kentucky has an Ark, so I'm guessing yes.
Trump pilgrimages? What do you call his rallies? What do you call Jan 6?
A distinct possibility.
The holy golf courses will have to raise their membership prices.
We worship Mammon.
Might be saving it for the inauguration when it can be used to demonstrate God's endorsement as he declares himself Holy Emperor.
It’s coming. Just in time for the holidays.