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Edward's avatar

Just remember next time you see or refer to Ted to call him my his preferred pronoun. Dear Kiss my Ass. Hey, Kiss my Ass! This should be his name in Morning Shots from now on.

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rlritt's avatar

I know. What a moron. It's like he has a "kick me" sign tape to his back.

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Jenn Deeter's avatar

100% support this proposal!

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Deutschmeister's avatar

I'll settle for the abbreviated, less cumbersome version of Ted's chosen nickname:

"Ass."

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Eva Seifert's avatar

Can't believe he didn't see that coming. Oh, wait, it's KMA Cruz. LOL.

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David Court's avatar

I kinda like KMA Cruz. Shorter, easier to get out quickly and could make someone wonder who you mean, so you can explain it to drive it home.

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Christopher Wood's avatar

Interesting that the acronym sounded out is "Keema" the name of the married lesbian detective in The Wire.

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Amy H.'s avatar

We need to work out a Rafael KMA chant or something.

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R Mercer's avatar

Ya, people should take this a run with it. A LOT.

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Edward's avatar

Do you know why most people hat Ted Cruz before they even meet him? To save time.

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