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Walternate's avatar

First, we must identify them.

A MAGA hat?

His golden toilet?

Truth Social?

His various NFTs and cryptocoins?

Trump Tower?

The Republican Party?

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A Boy Named Pseu(donym)'s avatar

Well, it's definitely not Eric or Tiffany. Remember, they have to be something he views as meaningful and important. I'd start by taking a hard look at Ivanka.

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Walternate's avatar

I did consider Ivanka, but forgot to write that down. He certainly has a unique affinity for her...

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