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Andrew Joyce's avatar

Trump is missing the audiobook angle. His cult would be besides themselves hearing Trump speak as the prophets and best of all, Christ. Too bad he's unable to: 1) read above a 3rd grade level and 2) sit still long enough to read a few pages without getting bored and/or absolutely mauling the words.

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Judson Snell's avatar

But if they let him riff on it and create "The Art of the Kneel", I'd at least listen to a pirated copy for a few minutes of hilarity: "And Moses said unto them... and we love Moses, don't we folks? He delivered this from on high and believe me, I know how he feels. The other day Jesus himself came to me, big strong, very white Jesus, and he said to me with tears in his eyes, 'sir, you've been treated more unfairly than I even I have. And it's true, people, believe me, and we're going to be looking at those things plus other things and things you may haven't even heard of - because when you see what's happening with the Romans it's a disgrace..."

(I mean, I could go on, but he's probably doing it at this very moment)

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Kurk Dorsey's avatar

Can I get an "Amen!"? Well done!

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Andrew Joyce's avatar

Uncanny likeness, well done!

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Jennifer Watson's avatar

To be fair, some of the genealogy passages are tough. Those names can be a real bear to pronounce.

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Andrew Joyce's avatar

True, true. But a self-proclaimed stable genius needs no allowances.

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GlenD's avatar

Maybe if this "bible" had pop-up action figures every few pages it would hold his attention longer.

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Bkyn mom's avatar

You are on time something GlenD! He should have gotten the artist who paints Saint Trump/Action Trump to do the illustrations. Or maybe he did. Judas Iscariot would look a like like Mike Pence.

I refuse to click on the link...is he holding it right side up this time?

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