My QAnon accusers submitted three main charges against me to The Space Force Tribunal:
1. My COVID 19 position. I was too pro-vax during the pandemic and always wore a mask when in public places.
2. My Chocolate Labrador is possessed by a demon and shows too much affection to children.
3. My course reading list included "highly inappropriate texts ranging from Aristophanes to Zora Neale Hurston" (QAnon accusers do not quite understand the concept of alphabetizing by surname), which led to serious bouts of critical thinking and 'woke' conversations among the students.
I know a few MAGA cultists who have already submitted my name to them.
On what grounds?
My QAnon accusers submitted three main charges against me to The Space Force Tribunal:
1. My COVID 19 position. I was too pro-vax during the pandemic and always wore a mask when in public places.
2. My Chocolate Labrador is possessed by a demon and shows too much affection to children.
3. My course reading list included "highly inappropriate texts ranging from Aristophanes to Zora Neale Hurston" (QAnon accusers do not quite understand the concept of alphabetizing by surname), which led to serious bouts of critical thinking and 'woke' conversations among the students.
I sent a short note in response: "So, sue me!"