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I truly wish the media, MSNBC and CNN especially, would stop giving Trump so much coverage and focus more on national and international news. I have grown very weary of their constant coverage of this idiot.

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The Supreme Court was rather alarming today. Tell them to just judge this case. No criminal immunity for trying to retain power after losing an election. This official Nonofficialthing is a mirage caused by confusing criminal guilt and civil lisbility. Ketanji Brown Jackson got it right. So did Soromayor.

So, for that matter, did Judge Chutkan.

“The president has to make many difficult decisions. Whether to violate criminal law shouldnt be one of them.”

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Trump will be raising money when he’s fitted for an orange jumpsuit. Once a grifter always a grifter. What don’t people get, his legal problems are self inflicted. Period. All those $25 donations won’t mean those little guys will benefit from a Trump presidency. The high rollers will, like when he was president before. The little guy will have served Trump’s purpose and will be tossed aside, without health care.

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Apologies in advance, but this just sucks. What has this warped man done to so many people? And to the rest of us. This is so WRONG on so many levels.

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I’m so fucking tired of the system bending in Trump’s favor because people are afraid of how his followers will react. Fuck those people. We are a nation of laws or we aren’t. MAGATs aren’t the only ones with guns.

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Sitting at that table is prison for Trump? Good for him to experience!

Cannot believe there are enough fools in MAGA to continue sending donations? And they are not even deductible! Has anyone told them?

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“Forced to sit quietly and deprived of his steady stream of caffeinated Diet Cokes…Trump has been caught micronapping at the defense table.”

Hello! My name is Barbara and I’m an addict. My drug of choice is caffeine. Over the last 50 years i have had many cycles of using and getting clean. Using @ a controllable level now.. When i read your statement quoted above it took me back to one particular instance of getting clean.

I want to share that experience.

I was still working and the temptation of the office coffee mess was too much for me. I probably drank 10- ish cups a day. No coffee pot on weekends so i basically was a zombie on days off. A work trip of two weeks was coming up and i thought that would be a good opportunity to go cold turkey.

My first stop was six hours behind home time so i had to be awake to what felt like 4 in the morning. I developed a truly massive withdrawal headache and could hardly stay awake. We were working in a room that was really cold— im sure it was below sixty. I was dressed for a tropical environment. As the visitor i was expected to be alert to the activities. Never been as miserable before or since. Death would have been a mercy.

If Trump feels one tenth of that, i actually have the first scrap of sympathy i have ever felt for him.

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Trump's rubes sending him more money. Unfortunately many of them are sending money they should be spending on their kids.

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Anybody know what trump did with his "day off"?

I suspect it was "ate big Macs while watching TV" - but I'd like to know what the "team" claimed. . .

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"Our people feel this is a personal attack on them. They know this is bullshit and this is how they fight back,” said a Trump adviser. “It’s not ideal. but we are MAKING LEMONS OUTTA LEMONADE" (My caps)

Sigh.

Nice to see trump is still using "only the best. . ."

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Also Marc you may want to consider reordering the subject line for your emails. Substack users who do comments see a ton of names in their mailbox and especially when it's on the phone where "The Bulwark" tends to get clipped out it's easy to accidentally scroll past.

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Thanks, Marc, for "The Nelson Mandela of America." Aside from the much-appreciated sarcasm, it crystallizes the absurdity of the mental pollution Trump continues to spew into the world.

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“I JUST STORMED INTO COURT,” one fundraising email read when jury selection began last week. “But instead, I’m stuck in Biden’s Corrupt Court AGAIN facing 34 FELONIES & LIFE IN PRISON. TALK ABOUT TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!”

Trump [sic] just can't maintain a train of thought if his life depended on it. He both "STORMED INTO COURT,” and at the same time he's "stuck in Biden’s Corrupt Court AGAIN[.]" Well, which was it Mr Trump**^^^^? Furthermore, he's broadcasting what he must know is bovine scat, "LIFE IN PRISON." I seriously doubt that NYC laws include a life sentence for (more) financial fraud, but the MAGA cultists absorb everything TFG says as the gospel truth.

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“We are not yet seeking an incarceratory penalty,” he said, adding that Trump apparently wants to go to jail: “Defendant seems to be angling for that.”

The best solution has come from Jonathan Alter, referencing what a long-time reader said to him,

"An Old Goats reader suggested he be assigned instead to pick up trash by the side of the road, a punishment sometimes used by judges in New York City cases. Perfect! This would punish him, humiliate him, and—because it’s hard to imagine anything he would less like to do—deter him." https://washingtonmonthly.com/2024/04/05/make-donald-trump-pick-up-trash-if-he-violates-the-gag-order/

*Perfect*. The picture in my mind's eye is that Trump [sic] is standing roadside, in an orange jumpsuit that clashes with his "natural" skin tone, picking up roadside trash -- which as the story also suggested "[t]he orange man in the orange jumpsuit would need help picking up all of the Styrofoam coffee cups, beer bottles, and used condoms." It's the used condoms that paint the picture for me.

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“The legal bills suck, but they’re getting taken care of. Trump is doing what he needs to do.”

For anyone else, yes, legal bills suck, but not for TFG. He is doing what is necessary: grifting his own supporters to the max. No matter how hard I try, I just can't grok the mindset of the cultists that says "I need to contribute to the billionaire's defense fund *and* campaign because... Trump." The man (and I use that word very loosely) is a Svengali when it comes to conning money from those supporters who likely can least afford it, solely because he's a narcissist who doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else -- unless that person can add to his personal bottom line.

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Trump’s campaign appearances are now one with his court appearances. This is how Al Capone or Sam Giancana or John Gotti would raise cash if they were running for office.

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Sure, the first week media blitz got him a buck (that probably mostly went straight to the lawyers) but will it in three weeks? How many ways can he say rigged trial?

This is likely a play with a sharp dropoff.

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Pecker’s testimony yesterday showed the 🍊 🐖 ‘s depravity, indecency, shamelessness for all to see. But the cult won’t want to read about it. Sinvergüenza de mierda!

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