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Diana E's avatar

Hey all you right wingers mad that nothing is being done. Hire posers and thats what you should expect. Not one of them has a darned clue how to do their job.

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Chuck Aurora's avatar

What I like about this is how Dan is tasting his own medicine. He's learning the difference between sitting on the outside taking potshots with wild untruths, and being on the inside, at least partially held in check by Reality!

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CC's avatar

Like death and taxes, the face-eating leopards come for us all.

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mollymoe222's avatar

Shocker. This is what happens when you put people in charge who do not know what they are doing. Sane people know this.

What will happen at Justice, I wonder? I read that more prosecutors are leaving. How can you win cases when you lose your experienced attorneys? Again, something that MAGA wouldn’t think about. It isn’t enough to have people with the same beliefs. Competence matters. Look at the confused fellow in the WH who is upending the stock market.

And RFK is investigating autism while shutting down important research. They do not know what the hell they are doing, and it is beginning to show.

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Kentuckistan's avatar

Bongino is street slang for a penis shaped bong

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Hannah's avatar

When did Xitter become the official communication tool of the federal government. I don't have Xitter, so apparently I missed the memo.

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Michele's avatar

I believe I heard Dan Bongino is now guarded by 20 FBI agents, 24 hrs a day.

No idea what they do while he sleeps. Such a good use of FBI funds. Every day another corrupt person comes crawling out of the woodwork.

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Barbara Bryniarski's avatar

Quite the pickle he's in....he's got to make certain people who did nothing look guilty in the eyes of the law so he can prosecute and jail them...how does he do that? Make up evidence against them?

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Constance Sullivan's avatar

Almost feel sorry for the guy. He has no idea how to actually do the job. He's completely unqualified and in over his head. But I don't feel sorry for him at all.

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SDWade's avatar

I don't give a flying F about Dan Bongino. If he doesn't do a minute's work in his current position that's perfectly fine with me. Anything that keeps this pugnacious naysayer off the socials for any length of time while not doing anything efficacious within the FBI is worth every penny of my tax dollars.

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John P's avatar

Vote for a clown, get a circus. Willful ignorance to that fact is no excuse.

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Markus Orth's avatar

These people are just dragging us into the muck.

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Cathy G's avatar

Just not enough cruelty for this crowd.

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Tim Matchette's avatar

Noem is so without talent and ability she takes the felon's reality(so called) tv as a prop. Instead of learning the job, she uses photo ops. When you do not know what your doing this is a poor substitute. Boy orange boy, you picked a real winner. Thanks Will for the info. These maga clowns are filling up material for Mad Magazine.

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John P's avatar

What’s even more fucked up: the internet obsessed braindead twitter weirdos are pretty horny for Noem.

Rule 34 of the internet guarantees some really messed up content has been created.

I don’t see what these people see. She’s got pounds of makeup on, she’s clearly going way too hard on the Botox. She was a normal looking person before. Does going MAGA require plastic surgery or something???

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Diana E's avatar

Well they seem to want a dominatrix—I mean seriously, attracted to a puppy killer, who seems to have had some “work” done?

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John P's avatar

That or these people watch way too many adult videos and think that’s reality. Either could be true.

There’s this hilariously over the top horny streak in MAGA. You’ve basically got porn brained weirdos and evangelicals (who probably really want to be “naughty”). Interesting mix…

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Kentuckistan's avatar

Immigration Barbie

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David Krupp's avatar

The only way to get rid of these evil bullies is to vote ALL Republicans out of office starting with these Senators: John Husted-OH, Thom Tillis-NC, Susan Collins-ME, Joni Ernst-IA, Dan Sullivan-AL

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Cathy G's avatar

That's why repubs are working hard on bills to make it ever harder to vote.

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