Fascist Secret Police Cars

The next president should spend his first weekend feeding ICE into the wood chipper.

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1. Car Talk

ICE has some new cars. They are cartoonishly fascist. Behold the Department of Homeland Security’s hype video announcement:

Here are some stills:

I’d like to talk about these vehicles because as trivial as seems, they are instructive about the regime’s plans.

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For starters: What is the purpose of these vehicles?