Last week, TPM ran a couple paragraphs from this guy, Sean O'Mara (apparently a doctor, "the only physician in the world specializing in Health and Performance Optimization" sez a Google search), who advises members of the Trump cabinet on health matters, particularly eating tons of meat. The part of the interview that has made waves is his determination that his shit is perfect: “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room and nobody would know.”
Then I read about some of the people in Will's column: people who break the bones in their faces, people who undergo various kinds of pointless plastic surgery, people who adhere to drug regimens that are more or less banned by professional sports organizations. They are almost always men, they belong to MAGA, and they have a frightening focus on their looks.
These people! God give me strength. The amazing thing about James Fishback is that his presence in the race distracts us from the fact that Byron Donalds, who will win, is blindingly awful himself, having morphed effortlessly from Tea Party loon to Maga stalwart to election denialist and warrior against that there Socialist Takeover By The Trans Communist Great Replacement Vaccinators I hear tell so much about.
“Hey stupid bitch, here’s a free lesson on how cameras work,” Schaffer says in one video.
Ah, the poet returns. I don't recognize his face, but I recognize his way with words. False Flag aficionados may remember Schaffer for, "I have a dick and it works."
These 2 just leave me speechless.
I so regret the last two minutes
Last week, TPM ran a couple paragraphs from this guy, Sean O'Mara (apparently a doctor, "the only physician in the world specializing in Health and Performance Optimization" sez a Google search), who advises members of the Trump cabinet on health matters, particularly eating tons of meat. The part of the interview that has made waves is his determination that his shit is perfect: “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room and nobody would know.”
Then I read about some of the people in Will's column: people who break the bones in their faces, people who undergo various kinds of pointless plastic surgery, people who adhere to drug regimens that are more or less banned by professional sports organizations. They are almost always men, they belong to MAGA, and they have a frightening focus on their looks.
Tim Walz had it right. These people are WEIRD.
You're doing God's work, Will.
These people! God give me strength. The amazing thing about James Fishback is that his presence in the race distracts us from the fact that Byron Donalds, who will win, is blindingly awful himself, having morphed effortlessly from Tea Party loon to Maga stalwart to election denialist and warrior against that there Socialist Takeover By The Trans Communist Great Replacement Vaccinators I hear tell so much about.
One should wonder how the Fischdude gets any votes at all. Except that it is Florida …
Three things Florida has in abundance: alligators, plastic flamingos, and racists
Sounds like Fishy Fishback needs to wake up 😂
OK, Will. I dare you to do a piece without invoking Florida Man in any of his guises. Ga' head.
Will can't ignore Florida. That's where all the crazy creatures crawl out of the crazy swamp to take their (seemingly) human form.
“Hey stupid bitch, here’s a free lesson on how cameras work,” Schaffer says in one video.
Ah, the poet returns. I don't recognize his face, but I recognize his way with words. False Flag aficionados may remember Schaffer for, "I have a dick and it works."