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graceg's avatar

"I know it’s going to taste like a pinecone" Joe gets it 😂 Excellent footnotes as always.

Jobu's avatar

As I drink a Bell’s Two Hearted. 😂🍺

Susan B's avatar

Lucky Tim! haha

David Ehlinger's avatar

Kash should have a pair of clown size Florsheims

Jake's avatar

Joe - if you get a chance to ask the FBI director a question please ask him who Frank Castle is because I bet he does not know the answer.

Deborah L. Hall's avatar

I want to see K$H in the Florshiem’s.

Katherine B Barz's avatar

Oh Republicans do want to prevent corruption - as long as they can pin it on Democrats. Mike Meadows voted in two state elections in 2020, and would have had a third if he didn’t get caught claiming residency for a place he never owned and lived in. When the four residents who lived in “The Villages” were caught voting twice, it was “ho hum” no big deal. In Texas, a woman was told by her parole officer she was eligible to vote, the court didn’t want to hear that and she got 5 years. Guess who was not white and who was?

Lynn's avatar

It appears both Ho and Kash are lacking any design skills.

Sheri's avatar

Does the hat rule apply to women? I bought a fantastic, stylish hat in Germany when I was there last month, and I hate to think I'm breaking the fashion rules. Btw, some of the local youts asked me a bit anxiously if I was offended by the cowboy hats people were wearing for Fasnet (Carnival). They were afraid of the cultural appropriation backlash, such sweet kids.

My dad wears motoring caps just about everywhere, although he bought a cheap straw Panama-style hat when we were in Rome, and that has become his summer go-to.

I wish we could do hats here in the US, but unless it's a baseball cap or cowboy hat, it just doesn't work in our culture.

kerreee's avatar

I live in the woods and it's cold. Been wearing a wool beanie since before my hair turned gray. I look like a dork but I like staying warm.

Deborah L. Hall's avatar

I wear bucket hats all the time. Everywhere. Ball caps don’t block enough sunlight.

Katherine B Barz's avatar

I just keep looking. Always find the hat I want, am not afraid to wear it. My response to people is always “I like hats!”

Anthony Pearsall's avatar

One of my fond memories as an attorney is going to the firm karaoke party (not great, bunch of sober lawyers) and our Japanese exchange attorney from Tokyo donning a cowboy hat and stealing the show with an accented, but pitch-perfect, performance of John Denver's "Country Roads." ("Country roads, take me home/To the place I belong/WEST VIRGINIAAAAA....") In Japan they play karaoke for blood. The wily Oriental visitor -- so brilliant and dedicated in legal matters -- made us all sound like high-schoolers at a kegger.

Sheri's avatar

That is awesome! (Guess how old I am, lol)

Angie's avatar

I love wearing hats, have a ton of them, but, they just aren't as popular as they used to be.

Cindy's avatar

I absolutely have to wear hats these days- and mine are rather sadly utilitarian.

The Blockhead Chronicles's avatar

Joe, does Will Sommer know you’re on his turf (re the wacky George story)?

Though it all blends together …

E.K. Hornbeck's avatar

Nah, Will's beat is the Mariana Trench of MAGA, where grotesquely shaped creatures compete for followers and clicks in the eldritch depths of eternal twilight. How he surfaces to make his reports we dare not ask lest a lesser person perish in making the attempt.

Joe, meanwhile, is just surfing the waves of shallow MAGA ignorance and stupidity, spearing some slow moving (and thinking) surface dwellers. He'll be fully back to chasing game on the Capitol Hill savanna (in his new hunting cap) by next week.

Eric B's avatar

Anything even remotely couture-related clearly falls into Joe’s purview.

Frau Katze's avatar

That’s what I was thinking too!

E. A. Bare's avatar

I saw those sneakers and thought of the men who had held this post in the past. Not Hoover so much as men like Christopher Ray before he folded and James Comey who refused to bend the knee but still deep sixed Hillary Clinton, Robert Mueller, even some of the lesser knowns and more questionable ones, and I could not see a single one of them in these absurd shoes. God how we have fallen.

DK's avatar

""""" “What happens to us spiritually when every moral question in this country just becomes a market? ... """ Ummmmm, we are discovering that every &(^% passing day.

But sadness aside, "Kash for clunkers" might be my new favorite heading!

Toby Bradshaw's avatar

"This often happens when someone without good taste receives carte blanche for unlimited customizations."

There's a Simpsons episode for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHGczDHTDpo

gary addington's avatar

As an over an over 60 beret wearer, I applaud your discernment and acuity. As a human, I too must vote NO on the sneakers.

Kkilgore's avatar

Spit my Snapper IPA on my iPad laughing about pinecones.

Suitcase full of dimes's avatar

*No sir, I don’t need to hear a passionate case about why that IPA is so good. I know it’s going to taste like a pinecone*

Man, I wish IPAs still tasted like pinecones. Seems like 99% of the IPA market these days is IPAs based on citrus, which I happen to enjoy, but I do miss resinous IPAs.

Cindy's avatar

As a fan of IPA’s , both resinous and citrus based, I can tell you that they are still available.

And so delicious on dry hot days. Which we are unhappily anticipating here in Colorado. Like, tomorrow.

Suitcase full of dimes's avatar

Yeah I know they're still around. I just wish the focus was a little less intense on the hazy/citrus side.

Enjoy your drinks and cheers!

Cindy's avatar

And, of course, likewise Cheers!

Whatever gets us through- because the only way out is through.

Gigi's avatar

"George" was a ditzy magazine in the 90s, reflective of its happy go lucky owner and editor, JFK, Jr.,and died soon after he did. Heard about the FX series, but assume it is total bs. Unless it's brilliantly written and acted (dubious in advance), which updated Shakespeare tragedy would feature a hot female influencer and the ultimate nepo man as its main characters?

V J's avatar

justy re read this whatever mess of a paragraph, sounds like you are needy

wanting to fit in with the cool kids.

V J's avatar

really, I read some great articles, keep on labeling, someday you will be labeled

Gigi's avatar

The magazine failed for a reason. Move on.

Gigi's avatar

Since you enjoy 3rd grade insults, it's not exactly an endorsement of your mind, or taste, as an adult. Bye!

V J's avatar

you were not even around, it was failing as it was starting, you know nothing how some feel about any Kennedy, you just think they are pop stars, you should try soon to start and grow up

Gigi's avatar

I'm 66. Have several seats, and spare me your Kennedy idolatry. YAWN.