* except when Israel does it. This is the evergreen asterisk - and can be used not only for electoral crimes, but for all crimes, including killing American citizens or members of the US military.
"And of course, there were meetings with Qatari officials to discuss what Smith robotically called 'mutually beneficial military and financial partnerships' with the United States. Gee. I guess good hair and going to Doha trains these kids how to do realpolitik. What are these influencers going to do when AI takes their jobs away?
Will, I don’t understand footnote 3. There was no punctuation. Or perhaps you meant “Punctuation is important.” In that case it would be assume you were reflecting on the lack of a hyphen between either the first and second word or between the second and third word and how that hyphenetic absence leaves the reader clueless to what the author specifically means. Although I suppose the general thrust of what he is saying comes through anyways.
Will, I really think you should not be so oblique when helping us to place who these people are. When trying to have us recall Emily Wilson, you shyly mentioned she was involved with the “engagement ring” fracas earlier this year. It took me 15 minutes of needless research time before I realised who you meant. We would have all immediately recalled her if you had just said she was the one who got fingered in the lobby of a TPUSA meeting while everyone watched. Allegedly, of course.
These wonderful humans need to be force-fed Haroon Moghul's "How To Be A Muslim" before slandering the American Muslim community which has done no more than undergo a standard American success sequence any longer.
I feel they will just own it outright. Yeah they may lose “clout” or whatnot but it’s already patently transparently corrupt, when do you think the first one will say it? “Yeah they’re paying me for patronage.” (But in smaller words for the maga lol.) We can’t be more than a year from that now, can we?
Will always leaves the punchiest lines till last. The man knows how to write.
The punctuation IS important.
#NotThatThereIsAnythingWrongWithThat
“Does Qatar pay better than Israel?”
Well ... does it?
Israel pays about $7,000 per post. What does Qatar pay?
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/israel-influencers-netanyahu/
Just a reminder, ALL of this is highly illegal*.
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/israel-paid-influencers/
* except when Israel does it. This is the evergreen asterisk - and can be used not only for electoral crimes, but for all crimes, including killing American citizens or members of the US military.
"Presumably Wilson warned Smith against rollerblading before the trip,": gold. Thanks for your arid style, Will!
anyone can be bought at the right price.
they have no morals only self interests
It sucks not to be a sellout. Just imagine .... $7000 per post.
I mean.. who ARE these fools. I meant folks. What bizarro cosplay we got going on. Outside my realm of reality
Wow, you cannot make this up!!
Every time I read this newsletter I'm amazed at how truly despicable these people are.
"And of course, there were meetings with Qatari officials to discuss what Smith robotically called 'mutually beneficial military and financial partnerships' with the United States. Gee. I guess good hair and going to Doha trains these kids how to do realpolitik. What are these influencers going to do when AI takes their jobs away?
it's easy to see what attracted them to each other. They're both fucking weirdos
Will, I don’t understand footnote 3. There was no punctuation. Or perhaps you meant “Punctuation is important.” In that case it would be assume you were reflecting on the lack of a hyphen between either the first and second word or between the second and third word and how that hyphenetic absence leaves the reader clueless to what the author specifically means. Although I suppose the general thrust of what he is saying comes through anyways.
I interpreted Footnote 3 as a shout-out to the glorious double entendre from recent Southpark episodes: “trump is fucking Satan!”
Will, I really think you should not be so oblique when helping us to place who these people are. When trying to have us recall Emily Wilson, you shyly mentioned she was involved with the “engagement ring” fracas earlier this year. It took me 15 minutes of needless research time before I realised who you meant. We would have all immediately recalled her if you had just said she was the one who got fingered in the lobby of a TPUSA meeting while everyone watched. Allegedly, of course.
Thanks, you spared me research time...🤣
These wonderful humans need to be force-fed Haroon Moghul's "How To Be A Muslim" before slandering the American Muslim community which has done no more than undergo a standard American success sequence any longer.
The "wonderful" is sarcasm just in case that was not crystallinely clear
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
My hunch is that “adulterous sexual frisson” is the ONLY thing where the President possesses second sight….and God help us all for that.
Also…endlessly giggling over footnote 3
As my comment above indicates, I’m not absolutely certain I get the joke on footnote 3. Please inform.
I feel they will just own it outright. Yeah they may lose “clout” or whatnot but it’s already patently transparently corrupt, when do you think the first one will say it? “Yeah they’re paying me for patronage.” (But in smaller words for the maga lol.) We can’t be more than a year from that now, can we?