144 Comments
User's avatar
Daniel B. Miller's avatar

it's easy to see what attracted them to each other. They're both fucking weirdos

Expand full comment
Kevin Brown's avatar

Will, I don’t understand footnote 3. There was no punctuation. Or perhaps you meant “Punctuation is important.” In that case it would be assume you were reflecting on the lack of a hyphen between either the first and second word or between the second and third word and how that hyphenetic absence leaves the reader clueless to what the author specifically means. Although I suppose the general thrust of what he is saying comes through anyways.

Expand full comment
Kevin Brown's avatar

Will, I really think you should not be so oblique when helping us to place who these people are. When trying to have us recall Emily Wilson, you shyly mentioned she was involved with the “engagement ring” fracas earlier this year. It took me 15 minutes of needless research time before I realised who you meant. We would have all immediately recalled her if you had just said she was the one who got fingered in the lobby of a TPUSA meeting while everyone watched. Allegedly, of course.

Expand full comment
James Borden's avatar

These wonderful humans need to be force-fed Haroon Moghul's "How To Be A Muslim" before slandering the American Muslim community which has done no more than undergo a standard American success sequence any longer.

Expand full comment
James Borden's avatar

The "wonderful" is sarcasm just in case that was not crystallinely clear

Expand full comment
Joan Tindell's avatar

All the lonely people

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people

Where do they all belong?

Expand full comment
MARYANNE C's avatar

My hunch is that “adulterous sexual frisson” is the ONLY thing where the President possesses second sight….and God help us all for that.

Also…endlessly giggling over footnote 3

Expand full comment
Kevin Brown's avatar

As my comment above indicates, I’m not absolutely certain I get the joke on footnote 3. Please inform.

Expand full comment
Dan Lamson's avatar

I feel they will just own it outright. Yeah they may lose “clout” or whatnot but it’s already patently transparently corrupt, when do you think the first one will say it? “Yeah they’re paying me for patronage.” (But in smaller words for the maga lol.) We can’t be more than a year from that now, can we?

Expand full comment
The original Optimum.net's avatar

Good lord! I can't even...

Expand full comment
Tim Matchette's avatar

Thanks Will for telling us about righteous trash.

Expand full comment
Reagan Bush Republican's avatar

Before I read the article and just saw the pictures, I thought this was another scandal about Russian or middle eastern hookers. Then I found out it was just about ordinary American hookers.

Expand full comment
Betsy's avatar

Bless you, Will! These people are friggin’ off the wall. I do not know how you keep up with this!

Expand full comment
bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

So, in short Emily and her fellow influencers are available to whoever pays them well, and whoever can provide the most elite perks.

Serena Williams is in Qatar? Do tell

Expand full comment
Reagan Bush Republican's avatar

Like I said above, American MAGA hookers.

Expand full comment
Todd Moore's avatar

The Dumberatti travel abroad, hands out and mouths breathing.

No doubt the greatest minds of their generation.

Expand full comment
Gregg W.'s avatar

“With one scan, he might clock our energy with total precision,” Nuzzi writes of Trump, adding that he is “hypersensitive to the primal Homo sapien [sic] frequency.”

Jeezus H. Phred!!! Is the entire book that badly written?

Expand full comment
TGS808's avatar

I have heard that, yes, it is.

Expand full comment
Tim Matchette's avatar

The bimbo hired the wrong person to spell check.

Expand full comment
Colleen Kochivar-Baker's avatar

Why doesn't Qatar just actually burn a bonfire's worth of their money. It would stink less than what they are spending it on.

Expand full comment
linda wasson's avatar

will i forgot to mention you as one of my favorite substackers i am not digitally adept all the new improvements just confuse me

i read books watch and listen to you all on utube i guess and trough roku

please keep writing and speaking it keeps me informed

old very old and hooked to the 50's memories i think

Expand full comment