Maskless Madness

Plus: Get ready for PizzaGaetz

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Well, let’s not pretend that we’re not all going to be distracted by this bizarre and wild PizzaGaetz story: “Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl.”

ICYMI, he went on Tucker Carlson’s show last night to spin an elaborate tale of extortion, wires, leaks, and oh my. It may have…