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Tim's avatar

In real life, without a wealthy father and father-in-law, Jared would be uneducated and unemployed, living on welfare and whining about how no one realized he was a hidden (well hidden) genius.

His wife, without a wealthy father, would be a Hooters waitress considering an offer to be a Pole Dancer at a Gentleman’s Club!

Rich's avatar

An oleaginous fellow wrote a book about himself. Yawn.

Allan Waxman's avatar

Warning. Pages of this book written by this corrupt greedy treasonous ignorant idiot cannot be used for toilet paper as they have sharp edges.

Cindy's avatar

Jared is not worth my time , interest, or compassion. The fate of Afghani refugees in our country, and those trying to get here, is worth far more.

Patricia Pugh's avatar

I can’t imagine anything I would rather do less than read a book by Jared. I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with a dull seafood fork.

Dave's avatar

This Thin Bisque Doll is worth a lot on the Antiques Road Show, if you're into that sort of thing..

Abe Sipe's avatar

The novelization of how a pale, baby ostrich recounted how he was fed regurgitated Big Macs - wrapper and all - from his daddy-in-law and thought he had solved world hunger.

Beth's avatar

"learned to ignore the noise"

I have always despised the use of the word "noise" to describe the American people telling their elected representatives (and those who work for them) what they want. Ivanka, and others used that word often as well, until "mob" replaced it. We were just a noisy mob to them, with no rights whatsoever.

Martina R. Williams's avatar

The house is burning because no one in it bothered to get batteries. They figured it was someone else’s job.

DurhamDem's avatar

We should do more of these GoFundMes for Afghan refugees. Seems like the very least we should do.

Jenn Deeter's avatar

As my son once said when we watched a particularly heinous movie: "This is what the taste of glue looks like."

Sheri Smith's avatar

Jared Kushner, mannequin or man? Hard to tell, but I’d bet on the mannequin over Jared in a chess game.

Christopher Wood's avatar

Wait a minute, the original is Mannequin Mike Pence, never an emotion offered other that salivating while offering fielty to the Sessionist-In-Chief.

The original Optimum.net's avatar

I will never forgive Kushner for ruining the Observer. My fav line from the review is that his fawning over Trump is like a cat licking a dog’s eye goo.

Christopher Wood's avatar

Better than the dogs testicles, which are reserved for Mannequin Mike Pence.

Eva Seifert's avatar

Tim's on MSNBC right now!

Ryan Kinney's avatar

Not even sure I’m qualified to do any dunking in these comments

Christopher Wood's avatar

As qualified as Kushner being an "author."