RIGGED. Using the awesome power of the crossing guard to further your political career is almost as disgraceful as the fact I never of thought of it.
Maggie '24: You Could Obviously Do Worse(tm)
I'm not old enough to run in '24! But I just came up with a great theme I think the white, high-school educated, aging Republican base voters can really get behind. It encompasses everything they love in both politicians and women!
Maggie '28: Barely Legal.
I'm gonna start a super pac.
You win the internet today. This alone is comedy gold. Coupled with the crossing guard stuff before....chef's kiss.
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RIGGED. Using the awesome power of the crossing guard to further your political career is almost as disgraceful as the fact I never of thought of it.
Maggie '24: You Could Obviously Do Worse(tm)
I'm not old enough to run in '24! But I just came up with a great theme I think the white, high-school educated, aging Republican base voters can really get behind. It encompasses everything they love in both politicians and women!
Maggie '28: Barely Legal.
I'm gonna start a super pac.
You win the internet today. This alone is comedy gold. Coupled with the crossing guard stuff before....chef's kiss.