Bravo, Joe, for taking one for the team. I think spending any time near that Nick O’Neill, who I had been blissfully unaware of before now, would make me nauseous.
Based on the photo plus excellent article, I can surmise that Nick O’Neill is a part of the Epstein class, and should be both despised and financially ruined.
Maybe Staten Island would be better off on their own. That's an interesting, if local, issue. They may very well have a point. I guess we will see.
I'm happy that you were willing to stand in the rain without drinks for hours. As Holly said, a grateful nation thanks you. And so should Sam Stein. I hope you get a nice gift card from the office to make up for that. And at least you weren't compelled to live on the government food suggestion like poor Jared Poland!
And finally, Nick needs to check his girlfriend's ID. Is she even of legal age? I can say for certain, though, that her gaze is one of pure, selfless love. It's a bit reminiscent of the looks Melanie gives Donald. If anyone ever gave off the vibe of sitting in the cuck chair, it's this dude. Ick.
This is a part of DC I will never miss. How’d you draw the short straw? With a Trump on their board, what are the chances/odds that it’s all aboveboard?
I’m really surprised that Polymarket could not predict this mess. Did any body bet on this shitshow of a roll out? As for O’Neil, I may not have had a better Christmas than him, but I sure as hell would not drape my body over that mess of an adolescent wannabe. (I am so tired of men dressing like my 5 year old nephews in the 1990s and their smoking hot girlfriends that look like anorexic 14 year olds).
I apologize totally off subject but I share good news from NC, Phil Berger the MAGA president of the NC Senate has been defeated in his primary, albeit by someone even more MAGA they will not have the power that Berger has wielded to destroy everything from public schools to election integrity in NC. Voting works!
‘Special Presidential Envoy for American Tourism, Exceptionalism, and Values’ is the twin to ‘Envoy for the Shield of the Americas’ So, what’s the over/under on those two being a thing? We are trapped in the most ridiculous timeline.
Re: your experience at The Situation Room, a grateful nation thanks you.
You weren't served, so we didn't have to be not served either.
Who could have predicted?
Bravo, Joe, for taking one for the team. I think spending any time near that Nick O’Neill, who I had been blissfully unaware of before now, would make me nauseous.
The writer of "Press Pass" didn't have an actual press pass for the Polymarket event. Who said irony is dead?
The first footnote provided is ::chefkiss::. An absolute masterpiece of dry comedy. The hardest I've laughed reading The Bulwark.
Based on the photo plus excellent article, I can surmise that Nick O’Neill is a part of the Epstein class, and should be both despised and financially ruined.
I assumed it was all smoke, mirrors, and skeevy Venmo payments. I bet she’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
kruppel@londonhuntclub.comnada. We have too much class and common sense
I was more in this mode. No offense intended.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-goes-to-another-school
Maybe Staten Island would be better off on their own. That's an interesting, if local, issue. They may very well have a point. I guess we will see.
I'm happy that you were willing to stand in the rain without drinks for hours. As Holly said, a grateful nation thanks you. And so should Sam Stein. I hope you get a nice gift card from the office to make up for that. And at least you weren't compelled to live on the government food suggestion like poor Jared Poland!
And finally, Nick needs to check his girlfriend's ID. Is she even of legal age? I can say for certain, though, that her gaze is one of pure, selfless love. It's a bit reminiscent of the looks Melanie gives Donald. If anyone ever gave off the vibe of sitting in the cuck chair, it's this dude. Ick.
Right? A hot “girlfriend.”
Sure, buddy. ☺️☺️
A man with two watches is never quite sure what time it is.
Did some insider make a killing on Kalshi because the "Situation Room" stunt was a fiasco?
That would be perfect!
I wonder how much Nick O’Neill had to pay for the arm candy, including the two watches.
Check his Venmo to see if it’s public. I bet you can find out.
I look at guys like O'Neill and can feel their emptiness resonating....prayers to broken stone.
Well put!
This is a part of DC I will never miss. How’d you draw the short straw? With a Trump on their board, what are the chances/odds that it’s all aboveboard?
Zero. The chances are zero.
I’m really surprised that Polymarket could not predict this mess. Did any body bet on this shitshow of a roll out? As for O’Neil, I may not have had a better Christmas than him, but I sure as hell would not drape my body over that mess of an adolescent wannabe. (I am so tired of men dressing like my 5 year old nephews in the 1990s and their smoking hot girlfriends that look like anorexic 14 year olds).
Sounds absolutely horrifyingly bad and boring. That takes effort. Thanks for suffering for our entertainment at their expense.
A hilarious read, overall. My only disappointment is that Joe ducked out of sharing a photo of the impatient Jeep. ;-) What a surreal gig though!
I apologize totally off subject but I share good news from NC, Phil Berger the MAGA president of the NC Senate has been defeated in his primary, albeit by someone even more MAGA they will not have the power that Berger has wielded to destroy everything from public schools to election integrity in NC. Voting works!
‘Special Presidential Envoy for American Tourism, Exceptionalism, and Values’ is the twin to ‘Envoy for the Shield of the Americas’ So, what’s the over/under on those two being a thing? We are trapped in the most ridiculous timeline.