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Matt's avatar

My prediction: Harris will make some minor flub and be excoriated in the press. "She said that unemployment was currently at four percent, but it is ACTUALLY four point two!"

Trump will mumble that he actually eliminated Mondays because all the best people hated them and will claim that actually the Cheneys are secret Marxists, which is why they're endorsing Harris. He will, however, avoid calling his opponent the N-word while the microphones are live and so the New York Times will call him "statesmanlike".

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Migs's avatar

Damn it…this is so good

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Steven Insertname's avatar

Short of dropping his pants and taking a dump on stage, MSM will say that Trump held his own.

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kathi in va's avatar

Especially if he manages not to drop the n-word. 🙄

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severn's avatar

DJT "Kamala is a buckin' migga vitch! Vote for me!" NYTs "Trump Reaches Out to Minority Voters in Colorful Appeal"...

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Steven Insertname's avatar

The same way he reached out to the multi-racial community during his interview with NABJ.

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Mike Lew's avatar

That's exactly what I expect!

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