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Mat's avatar

I forget where I read it, but some commenter said that Christie should just start calling Trump "Donnie OneTerm", which I thought had a nice, biting quality.

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Carolyn Spence's avatar

I love that cuz it's mafia like Donnie Two Toes and he has the the value system of a mob boss.

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Irvin M.'s avatar

Isn't Trump already "Donny Two-Scoops"?

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Chris F's avatar

I love it. Maybe also Bankruptcy King to add some extra seasoning.

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sonik0909's avatar

Ha, not bad. Has kind of a Jersey-style wise-guy sound to it too. Though to be completely honest, I think Christie can do better. Trump uses name-calling because he's not that bright but it's one thing he has a certain lizard-brain instinct for. Christie is actually smart. He was a prosecutor. I see him landing some real verbal body-blows without having to mimic Trump's thing with the nicknames.

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Paul Mccrary's avatar

Christie is a rich kid from the burbs

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Gary Mezzacapo's avatar

Not really...he's from the burbs though

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rlritt's avatar

Trump's a mega rich baby from Park Ave.

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Mary's avatar

Trump's a wannabe from Queens.

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sonik0909's avatar

Yeah, but he likes to play a wise-guy on TV. And he is genuinely pugnacious, burbs or no burbs.

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Kathy B's avatar

That's the sort of thing that would absolutely get under his skin and stay there. It would catch on, too which is even better.

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rlritt's avatar

Someone could write a catchy song. It might even get to top ten.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Randy Rainbow could do some excellent work hereтАж

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

What do you think about this for the music?

https://youtu.be/wwIYSofgpY0

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rlritt's avatar

Ha ha.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Honestly, I can almost hear Randy parodying this right now!

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

We can have Annette Funicello sing the one for DeSantis: Ronnie NoTerm.

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