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R Mercer's avatar

Not enough fruit salad on his chest to be in a Junta.

It's kind of like looking at all those photos of Soviet (and later Russian) Generals and Marshals who have an entire side of their chest covered with stuff... that makes you wonder how easily they handed that stuff out, given that the USSR didn't have a war since WW2.

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It's the Soviet/Russian military equivalent of 37 pieces of flare. They're just trying to express themselves.

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Maggie's avatar

I just assumed at some point they started stealing merit badges from girl scouts.

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Mike Lew's avatar

Come on, have you ever tried to take one of their sahes? They can put up one heck of a fight! I doubt these Russian generals could come close to a girl acout's badges. :)

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Maggie's avatar

And unlike the Russian Army, the girl scouts can actually do logistics.

An army marches on it's stomach, and I'll take Thin Mints over expired MRE's any day.

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Mike Lew's avatar

I think we can all feel better knowing the Girl Scouts haven't gone rogue. :)

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knowltok's avatar

Hell, the Girl Scouts would have made it all the way to Moscow.

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R Mercer's avatar

ROFLMAO

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