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ahansen's avatar

Flashback to:

Squabbling SNL husband: It's a dessert topping!

Squabbling SNL housewife: No, I tell you. It's a FLOOR wax!

Narrator: STOP, you're BOTH right!

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WDD's avatar

"Shimmer! The desert topping that's ALSO a floor wax!"

(ahansen, you are dating the both of us.)

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Greg Alcorn's avatar

It's a DESSERT TOPPING, YOU COW!!

(all three of us)

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