Herschel is black, and we all know about the childlike inclinations and passions that control them. As long as he sticks to black women, who are all probably just welfare queens anyway, and doesn't threaten the purity of our white daughters, no biggie.
Otherwise he's a credit to his race -- a football player, natural to his kind, and …
Herschel is black, and we all know about the childlike inclinations and passions that control them. As long as he sticks to black women, who are all probably just welfare queens anyway, and doesn't threaten the purity of our white daughters, no biggie.
Otherwise he's a credit to his race -- a football player, natural to his kind, and he knows his place. We can trust him to be a a good boy who will do what is expected of him and not try to involve himself in complicated matters and questions beyond his proper limits. And above all there is absolutely no danger he'll ever make white America nervous by being smarter than they are, unlike that Obama guy.
Yessir, when it's a Herschel Walker, that's the kind of civil rights Republicans can get behind.
Herschel is black, and we all know about the childlike inclinations and passions that control them. As long as he sticks to black women, who are all probably just welfare queens anyway, and doesn't threaten the purity of our white daughters, no biggie.
Otherwise he's a credit to his race -- a football player, natural to his kind, and he knows his place. We can trust him to be a a good boy who will do what is expected of him and not try to involve himself in complicated matters and questions beyond his proper limits. And above all there is absolutely no danger he'll ever make white America nervous by being smarter than they are, unlike that Obama guy.
Yessir, when it's a Herschel Walker, that's the kind of civil rights Republicans can get behind.
I hereby nominate this for post of the year.