Chronicles of the weirdo's weirdo. His "career" would make a wonderful John Waters' film. All that it would need is for the fragrant Mrs Fishback to be revealed as a transsexual.
The world owes you a hefty book contract and a film option contract, Mr Sommer!
Gay, gay, gay! She's a "beard" and any beard will do. It doesn't matter as long as she is willing to go along with the appearance. My evidence? Well, many people are saying so...
Thanks for the glimpse into this corner of Bizzaroworld, but I have to ask: Was the guy who appeared shirtless "except for a balaclava" wearing it on his torso?
Will Sommer is a master of understatement: "...who appears shirtless except for a balaclava."
This is one of those things he tosses into his potato boys conversations, where Tim and/or Sam goes, "Hold on! Can we just go back to a minute ago when you mentioned the shirtless Chad in the balaclava?"
She seems like a mindless air-head...just his type...there was a time where these freaks traveled the country and were fringe...now politics is the freak show
Any chance that you and Sam could do a MAGA Mondays YouTube episode shirtless and wearing balaclavas? I can’t be the only one who wants this, right?
“burlesque, scantily clad NFTs…How would that play in Tallahassee?”
Having lived in Florida, I’d guess actually no eyebrows would be raised.
Chronicles of the weirdo's weirdo. His "career" would make a wonderful John Waters' film. All that it would need is for the fragrant Mrs Fishback to be revealed as a transsexual.
The world owes you a hefty book contract and a film option contract, Mr Sommer!
Begin character check list: blonde hair✅, navel✅, bare shoulders✅, firearm✅, shades✅, black fabric✅, camo✅, jewelry✅...
Compile character
Deploy and engage with subject
Now is Baltika time, tovarishchi!
Gay, gay, gay! She's a "beard" and any beard will do. It doesn't matter as long as she is willing to go along with the appearance. My evidence? Well, many people are saying so...
Looks like we may finally get an answer to the perennial question, "Is there ANYTHING that can make Florida gag?"
Seeing his picture, I am reminded of this quote:
“I don’t know what do with my hands.”
- Ricky Bobby
Thanks for the glimpse into this corner of Bizzaroworld, but I have to ask: Was the guy who appeared shirtless "except for a balaclava" wearing it on his torso?
Who cares! This is not journalism. It should be beneath Bullwark stands.
Yet you read the whole thing. Curious!
Oh boo-hoo! [One L] Bulwark is doing the lord's work exposing these lying cheating bastards
This dude is a weirdo.
Will - Thank you. I don’t know how you keep up on this and keep your sanity. Appreciate you!!!
I can't believe Fishback didn't invite Will to the wedding. I'm offended on his behalf.
Are we already on Mars?
Paula - It is, after all, a Red planet...
Will Sommer is a master of understatement: "...who appears shirtless except for a balaclava."
This is one of those things he tosses into his potato boys conversations, where Tim and/or Sam goes, "Hold on! Can we just go back to a minute ago when you mentioned the shirtless Chad in the balaclava?"
My favorite throw-away line in this was “Who says romance is dead?” If you blink, you might miss something in one of Will’s essays.
She seems like a mindless air-head...just his type...there was a time where these freaks traveled the country and were fringe...now politics is the freak show
Now Francesca’s Twitter account is suspended too