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Carson's avatar

Any chance that you and Sam could do a MAGA Mondays YouTube episode shirtless and wearing balaclavas? I can’t be the only one who wants this, right?

Lynn's avatar

“burlesque, scantily clad NFTs…How would that play in Tallahassee?”

Having lived in Florida, I’d guess actually no eyebrows would be raised.

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

Chronicles of the weirdo's weirdo. His "career" would make a wonderful John Waters' film. All that it would need is for the fragrant Mrs Fishback to be revealed as a transsexual.

The world owes you a hefty book contract and a film option contract, Mr Sommer!

J AZ's avatar

Begin character check list: blonde hair✅, navel✅, bare shoulders✅, firearm✅, shades✅, black fabric✅, camo✅, jewelry✅...

Compile character

Deploy and engage with subject

Now is Baltika time, tovarishchi!

Harley "Griff" Lofton's avatar

Gay, gay, gay! She's a "beard" and any beard will do. It doesn't matter as long as she is willing to go along with the appearance. My evidence? Well, many people are saying so...

Al Brown's avatar

Looks like we may finally get an answer to the perennial question, "Is there ANYTHING that can make Florida gag?"

Name On Request's avatar

Seeing his picture, I am reminded of this quote:

“I don’t know what do with my hands.”

- Ricky Bobby

Rick Brown's avatar

Thanks for the glimpse into this corner of Bizzaroworld, but I have to ask: Was the guy who appeared shirtless "except for a balaclava" wearing it on his torso?

John McAward's avatar

Who cares! This is not journalism. It should be beneath Bullwark stands.

Carson's avatar

Yet you read the whole thing. Curious!

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

Oh boo-hoo! [One L] Bulwark is doing the lord's work exposing these lying cheating bastards

Colin Vurek's avatar

This dude is a weirdo.

Karen's avatar

Will - Thank you. I don’t know how you keep up on this and keep your sanity. Appreciate you!!!

Justin Lee's avatar

I can't believe Fishback didn't invite Will to the wedding. I'm offended on his behalf.

Paula Rudnick's avatar

Are we already on Mars?

J AZ's avatar

Paula - It is, after all, a Red planet...

Ben's avatar

Will Sommer is a master of understatement: "...who appears shirtless except for a balaclava."

This is one of those things he tosses into his potato boys conversations, where Tim and/or Sam goes, "Hold on! Can we just go back to a minute ago when you mentioned the shirtless Chad in the balaclava?"

Sara Smith's avatar

My favorite throw-away line in this was “Who says romance is dead?” If you blink, you might miss something in one of Will’s essays.

pj's avatar

She seems like a mindless air-head...just his type...there was a time where these freaks traveled the country and were fringe...now politics is the freak show

Sophia C's avatar

Now Francesca’s Twitter account is suspended too