As a devout Catholic myself, one question that jumped to my mind immediately was this- what Catholic priest agreed to marry a couple that had only met each other 3 months ago? Something is definitely not right here.
"Dude, I am so glad that is not me." except that it is, pretty much.
unless!
i have an adult daughter who took more than a few skeezy detours before she stopped doing things this dumb.
'i tried to warn you without intruding ... i won't say i told you so ... but can i help you see the pattern so it doesn't happen again?" eventually ...
JFC, Will. I'd never hear of the Champion Putz before (natch) so I went to go watch for a second. Maybe I didn't understand what the metaphor of "shirtless except for a balaclava" meant.
Oh no.
It meant what the words are. JFC.
Oh, and to Champion's production team...the opening credit build looks like it says "Champion Fact or" and then I was waiting for "Champion Fiction." But nope. Just a bad graphics build.
Wow! Bracelets and bullets. What a gal. Poor dear. She's in for a bumpy ride...to the creditors. Don't they have community property/liability in Florida?
The wedding and it’s picture is a ‘whatever’ to me but holding a military weapon and all the makeup and jewelry (not to mention the scared shitless body language) is going to give me nightmares..
This story is hysterical. These people deserve everything they get. LOL
What a sordid frigging tale. Great work JVL
Did she or did she not wear more makeup in the “shooting” photo than in her wedding photo?
"the buff pundit, who appears shirtless except for a balaclava" ... the things you go through for us, Will. Thanks, as always.
As a devout Catholic myself, one question that jumped to my mind immediately was this- what Catholic priest agreed to marry a couple that had only met each other 3 months ago? Something is definitely not right here.
"Dude, I am so glad that is not me." except that it is, pretty much.
unless!
i have an adult daughter who took more than a few skeezy detours before she stopped doing things this dumb.
'i tried to warn you without intruding ... i won't say i told you so ... but can i help you see the pattern so it doesn't happen again?" eventually ...
i wish i could hear the parents ...
Okay,an idea for a fundraiser: coffee with Sam and Will! Thank you so much for the laughs - so needed 😂
I find it disturbing that a Catholic Church would perform the "ceremony."
When the governor-hopeful comes back down to reality, he might want to enroll in the "Shady Vance School of Catholic Theology."
It's motto --- "We'll Make You Smarter Than A Pope."
JFC, Will. I'd never hear of the Champion Putz before (natch) so I went to go watch for a second. Maybe I didn't understand what the metaphor of "shirtless except for a balaclava" meant.
Oh no.
It meant what the words are. JFC.
Oh, and to Champion's production team...the opening credit build looks like it says "Champion Fact or" and then I was waiting for "Champion Fiction." But nope. Just a bad graphics build.
He looks like a closeted gay in that wedding picture. His hands look like 2 dead fish, just hanging there in front of him.
Wow! Bracelets and bullets. What a gal. Poor dear. She's in for a bumpy ride...to the creditors. Don't they have community property/liability in Florida?
"ONE MORE THOUGHT on the candidate’s connubial complications"
Frickin' hilarious
“…the candidate’s connubial complications” is *chef’s kiss* 🤩
The wedding and it’s picture is a ‘whatever’ to me but holding a military weapon and all the makeup and jewelry (not to mention the scared shitless body language) is going to give me nightmares..
Of all of the things that WS has written about, this one is the most normal.
idk, that wedding photo looks a lot like a prom pic
When the girl is the only one that doesn’t know her boyfriend is gay.