Quickly debunked reporting based on “gait analysis” was enough to get the feds to descend with a helicopter on a falsely accused J6 pipe-bomber’s home.
I was taught that taking pleasure in other people’s pain was an unattractive trait. It took many experiences for me to discover that such an attitude was aspirational rather than a description of life. Please forgive me for enjoying the prospect of Glenn Beck losing his shirt. The MAGA sphere has to be taught that you can’t say whatever comes in front of your face without consequences. Maybe I am too optimistic and they will never learn.
I consider myself a rational person. Yet, our political moment has me so mixed up that I thought gait analysis could be something. I didn’t stop to wonder how it could be proven in court. Of course it couldn’t, it’s pseudoscience and to describe as such is an insult to pseudoscience.
Forty plus years ago I worked for a small AM radio station. The mail there sometimes contained mimeographed or Xeroxed letters with handwriting interposed between the lines and on the margins. They were invariably filled with conspiracy theories about something or other. They always asked that the radio station broadcast the contents of the letter so the rest of the world would hear the "truth." Now we have the Internet...no need to ask for a radio station to do that. Now the conspiracy theories can be broadcast via X or the theorists can create their own online newsletters and news sites. And now we have a federal government that is partly filled with conspiracy theorists who are determined to prove their theories are valid.
I hope this woman takes down The Blaze, stains the FBI (and further destroys Ka$h Patel - which won’t take much) and collects a MASSIVE settlement from all entities involved in this utter clusterf*ck executed by MAGA clowns, misfits, cranks & kooks.
So Gait Analysis was the key to the the investigation. Kerkhoff says she was then subjected to an hours-long polygraph... did Kash's FBI also conduct a thorough phrenology exam of the suspect? ...bring in a consultant to run her astrological chart? ...scan her house for traces of phlogiston from the bomb-making chemicals?
Jeezus, the agents on the X-Files were much more scientifically sound that this nonsense.
Shauni Kerkhoff suffers these indignities and she goes out and hires the firm that coaxed the better part of a billion dollars out of Fox News on behalf of Dominion. Kash Patel feels himself wronged by The Atlantic and goes out and hires a guy who hasn't been heard from since he was carrying water for Mark Sanford's hike on the Appalachian Trail. Really, 90% of MAGA simply must be filtered through the base truth--past the panders, past the duplicity, past the sad machismo--that these people are just f**king morons.
The funniest part is that their imbecilic followers keep listening to and believing their "reliable news sources" even after they're proven wrong over and over and over (i.e. Glenn Beck).
You write the f***ing truth. So often the analysis makes them out to be evil geniuses but they are truly just malicious morons, devilish dimwits, nefarious nimrods--choose your alliteration.
Truly, truly outrageous. There aren't enough derogatory words to describe these asshole dipshits.
Man she better win. And she should sue the FBI as well although being in CIA might make that hard.
Gait analysis. Save it for the track.
I was taught that taking pleasure in other people’s pain was an unattractive trait. It took many experiences for me to discover that such an attitude was aspirational rather than a description of life. Please forgive me for enjoying the prospect of Glenn Beck losing his shirt. The MAGA sphere has to be taught that you can’t say whatever comes in front of your face without consequences. Maybe I am too optimistic and they will never learn.
I consider myself a rational person. Yet, our political moment has me so mixed up that I thought gait analysis could be something. I didn’t stop to wonder how it could be proven in court. Of course it couldn’t, it’s pseudoscience and to describe as such is an insult to pseudoscience.
i hope the d.o.j. goes to court,
i hope the lawsuit pours buckets of embarrassment on the rabid weasel who plays these evil games with actual innocent human lives, and
i hope his boss decides it's beginning to be embarrassing for *him* and
does what he usually does.
then he can say that proves he's not a misogynist after all.
These people are all morons.
Forty plus years ago I worked for a small AM radio station. The mail there sometimes contained mimeographed or Xeroxed letters with handwriting interposed between the lines and on the margins. They were invariably filled with conspiracy theories about something or other. They always asked that the radio station broadcast the contents of the letter so the rest of the world would hear the "truth." Now we have the Internet...no need to ask for a radio station to do that. Now the conspiracy theories can be broadcast via X or the theorists can create their own online newsletters and news sites. And now we have a federal government that is partly filled with conspiracy theorists who are determined to prove their theories are valid.
I hope she manages to put The Blaze out of business, a la Gawker style.
I hope this woman takes down The Blaze, stains the FBI (and further destroys Ka$h Patel - which won’t take much) and collects a MASSIVE settlement from all entities involved in this utter clusterf*ck executed by MAGA clowns, misfits, cranks & kooks.
So Gait Analysis was the key to the the investigation. Kerkhoff says she was then subjected to an hours-long polygraph... did Kash's FBI also conduct a thorough phrenology exam of the suspect? ...bring in a consultant to run her astrological chart? ...scan her house for traces of phlogiston from the bomb-making chemicals?
Jeezus, the agents on the X-Files were much more scientifically sound that this nonsense.
Please please please let the jury award her enough to destroy The Blaze.
Once on the rights hate list, it never stops. Someone has to be blamed for J6 cause Republicans don't take responsibility for their actions
The Federal Bureau of Incompetence needs a new flag. It should be a snake eating it's own tail on a background the color of beer-induced piss.
Love the reporting. Equally love the subscriber lures.
Shauni Kerkhoff suffers these indignities and she goes out and hires the firm that coaxed the better part of a billion dollars out of Fox News on behalf of Dominion. Kash Patel feels himself wronged by The Atlantic and goes out and hires a guy who hasn't been heard from since he was carrying water for Mark Sanford's hike on the Appalachian Trail. Really, 90% of MAGA simply must be filtered through the base truth--past the panders, past the duplicity, past the sad machismo--that these people are just f**king morons.
The funniest part is that their imbecilic followers keep listening to and believing their "reliable news sources" even after they're proven wrong over and over and over (i.e. Glenn Beck).
You write the f***ing truth. So often the analysis makes them out to be evil geniuses but they are truly just malicious morons, devilish dimwits, nefarious nimrods--choose your alliteration.
Comparatively speaking, you're giving morons a bad name.........just sayin'.......
Look what has happened to InfoWars--I hope the same happens to the Blaze
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