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Don Gates's avatar

Ways the globalists are trying to kill us: chemtrails. Also, clouds. I'm a big believer that clouds are not real, and that what people call clouds are agglomerations of toxic mists that rain autism and wokeness.

Seriously, if nefarious actors were spraying toxic mists from commercial airlines, wouldn't they use something that doesn't leave such obvious trails? And wouldn't our lungs have melted by now?

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OJVV's avatar

Clouds are advanced forms of cloaking. The argument as such is persuasive.

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dlnevins's avatar

"I'm a big believer that clouds are not real, and that what people call clouds are agglomerations of toxic mists that rain autism and wokeness."

They were initially created to provide cover for the disguised spy drones everyone refers to as birds. The bioweapons potential of clouds was then recognized, and the original recipe modified for more efficient distribution of toxic mists.

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David Court's avatar

Don, as usual, your observations and new insights are right on, but your questions, your questions.... Rhetorical, right? Please say yes, pretty please🙏😵😏

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David Court's avatar

😥🥴 (couldn't find a "wiping the sweat off my brow" emoji.

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HistoricalHolli's avatar

I'm praying that RFK will expose Big Cloud for what it is.

I've also never been a fan of Big Clock telling me what time I have to be somewhere.

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Brent_in_FL's avatar

I am especially mad about Big Clock telling me when I have to wake up every day...

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Marcia's avatar

Furthermore, wouldn’t the people who are in charge of this chem-trail scheme be worried for themselves and their families? It seems like it would be a bit of a tell that they never leave their air-purified lairs or walk around without gas masks. I guess they’re just willing to sacrifice themselves to keep their dastardly plot a secret.

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Smike's avatar

One of my secret fantasies is to get in a discussion with a conspiracy theorist just to sort of... observe it in the wild. After some hearing about their purported evidence I long to say, "Oh that's really interesting, but it still seems kind of like conjecture to me. I'm going to look into this more later though thanks for giving me something to think about. I'm just curious, because I like to keep an open mind and you've really thought about this a lot... What do you think is the best evidence against your theory here? What kind of evidence would change your mind?" I would be legitimately curious to watch their face and see how someone down the rabbit hole reacts when treated with some affirmation and then asked these things kindly but directly.

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Kate Fall's avatar

You're better than I am. When people go on about chemtrails, I just disappear into the bushes like that Homer Simpson meme.

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Brent_in_FL's avatar

Careful Kate. Those bushes are probably COVERED in the chemtrail residue.

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Kathe Rich's avatar

I live near Edwards AFB. It's always fun to see the local pilots respond to the chemtrails posts on social media.

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HistoricalHolli's avatar

I just know that I'm incapable of listening to something like that without my "WTF you're an idiot " face coming out, so I leave the situation before that happens.

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Don Gates's avatar

I would be curious as well to hear what they'd consider falsifying information.

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Smike's avatar

Right? I strongly suspect that many people have never been asked this question, nor thought about it for most of their beliefs. I think about it all the time because of my personal background and education. I mean it when I say I am legitimately curious what someone would say, and I also think merely asking the question might help them.

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jpg's avatar

No one ever asks these quacks the “hows” this is done. How are individual planes selected, then how to this additive get added to that planes fuel, without fuel for all planes containing the additive. Fear of WiFi and 5G doesn’t appear to stop these folks from living on their cell phones.

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David Court's avatar

I think, "in" is better than "on" in your last four words.

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J AZ's avatar

Don - aircraft contrails predate jet fuel... so what the heck were those streaks in the sky back in the day before nanoparticles? These conspiracies still have a few details to work out

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

Why use the air? Our water supply would be an easier and more effective and effective target. Sprays dissipates quickly over large swaths of land when falling from the sky. That’s said, let’s not let science get in the way of a good conspiracist narrative. Otherwise, these clueless rubes wouldn’t have anything to live for…:)

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WDD's avatar
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Robert, it may be that They™ haven't yet been able to get the aerosols effort and the PFAS waterborne elements to play nicely. In a plan this grand it's not hard to see how They™ may have to deconflict the pop growth and mind control arms. Looks like the 5G/AI C2 overlay is progressing nicely.

[EDIT: I had typed PFAS, but because of an internal security bug (or back-door) the central computer briefly gave me access to the TS/SCI "PSAS" server. Holy Moly, now all the giant space rockets, trained dolphins, ritual slaughter of bears and whales, and barefoot girls in dresses MAKE SENSE! I may be dead before I can share more but this part is important-- soak your computer CPU, smartphone, and iWatch overnight in plain white vinegar, and walk with a limp in public to confuse the AI. See you on the other side, Comrades!]

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J AZ's avatar

Robert - see The Thanatos Syndrome, very well researched 😉

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

Sounds like Thanatos Syndrome and Idiocracy should be documentaries, not fictitious novels or movies…:)

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J AZ's avatar

Prophecies!

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R Mercer's avatar

Science is apparently not actually a thing. Anyone who is an expert on smething is obviously up to something nefarious. As is anyone smarter than me.

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

Meant effective and efficient

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Aaron's avatar

I'm no fuelologist, but it seems like putting "aluminum nanoparticles" into the fuel would be hell on the engines. Although that would explain why there are so many aircraft mechanics, gotta have that job security.

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GN's avatar

It's interesting that the turbine blades need to be made of a very high temperature metal (it's an alloy including titanium or tantalum I believe) but nano (ie 100 of atoms or so size) particles of aluminum, which burns quite readily, would survive. And why doesn't someone just fly through a "chemtrail" and take samples? Surely a mass spectroscopic analysis would reveal the "truth." Oh yeah, they've also infiltrated all of the analytic labs in anticipation...

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Jan's avatar

We can measure the composition of nebulae, conspiracy theorists could aim a spectrometer at the contrails, but they won't.

The Al angle probably comes from some aerosol or airborne dust deposit studies where they don't realize that aluminum is the third most common element in the crust, and so is a common element in common dust and natural aerosols.

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Gerald Granath's avatar

But there MUST be some other secret, elusive additive being used in the lubricant of those engines that prevents aluminum nanoparticles from degrading them. Or .... it could be some new form of propulsion we've never even knew existed! Doo doo doo do.

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Ronbo56's avatar

Wake me when they decide it's the blood of Christian babies.

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Aaron's avatar

I think that's where the adrenochrome comes in

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Don Gates's avatar

You've uncovered another layer in the onion of conspiracy! It goes deep, my friend.

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Aaron's avatar

And didn't the Onion just buy InfoWars??? There's no telling how deep this goes!

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TZReader's avatar

Well, yeah, but if Biden ran a crime family that was going to make us Communist and steal the election, wouldn’t he have run his crime family and made us Communist and have stolen the election?

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Don Gates's avatar

Biden is both incompetent, senile, bumbling buffoon and criminal mastermind. He's the total package, really.

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Walternate 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🇹🇼🇩🇰🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇦's avatar

Simultaneously thwarting all Republican attempts to hold him accountable for his crimes and unable to find his pants. Quite dichotomous.

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Don Gates's avatar

He's a regular Inspector Clouseau

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Aaron's avatar

And Trump is all-powerful and all-knowing but somehow keeps getting foiled by the Deep State™

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Walternate 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🇹🇼🇩🇰🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇦's avatar

The super smart, super savvy, super capable, god-like perpetual victim of unfairness and chicanery.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

That's what I'm wondering?

What are these chemicals we've been sprayed by for 5 or so decades? Are they supposed to make us smarter (obviously that's not it)? More fertile (nah)? Happier (hardly)?

If they're sprayed from 35,000 feet, wouldn't they be dispersed over such a large area as to have no effect?

If we can "geoengineer" the weather, why haven't we stopped hurricanes or tornadoes?

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Kate Fall's avatar

They spray dihydrogen monoxide! We're all doooomed!

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Sko Hayes's avatar

HA!!! You may laugh, madam, but have you seen THIS????

https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8?si=2T6nToZtZgbukwXg

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

No worries there. When Trump takes over, they’ll be using Bleach, Hydroxychloroquine, and Invermectin!..:)

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Don Gates's avatar

Make sure you have plenty of water in your prepper kit for when they unleash the dihydrogen monoxide.

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David Court's avatar

Oh, Lord. Not that, please not that!! I swear I took my shower this morning.

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Robert Jaffee's avatar

Damn, I just learned they’re using dihydrogen monoxide in my drinking and shower water. Off to the emergency room!..:)

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David Court's avatar

Robert, please don't drive yourself😨😨.

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Colleen Kochivar-Baker's avatar

That's a Putin KGB plot to keep MAGAt's all ginned up. Notice how they almost always hit red states?

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Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

Cuz of them space lasers, DUH!

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WDD's avatar

Sko, why aren't we looking at world population growth since the widespread post WWII expansion of jetliners in the sky. I suspect dispersal of pregnancy hormones. Kennedy has stumbled into the secret worldwide fertility cabal.

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Gerald Granath's avatar

We can but the Dems wanted to punish only the red states, you know Florida, Georgia, North Carolina. They steered it towards them.

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Andrew Egger's avatar

No, they're supposed to make us dumber, less fertile, and less happy--that's how you know they're working!

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David Court's avatar

Right on. How else to explain the last election?

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Walternate 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🇹🇼🇩🇰🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇦's avatar

There's the analysis this election has been missing!

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Smike's avatar

Don't forget birds!

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David Court's avatar

Hitchcock was right! He was on to them decades ago, and we just thought he had the hots for Tippi Hedren.

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Amanda's avatar

OK from now on whenever I don't know what to say I am going to say this and scowl mysteriously.

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J AZ's avatar

😉

Birds Aren't Real

...saw it on the internet so ya know

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Richard Kane's avatar

If Musk messes around with Air Traffic Control, we'll have another kind of mist in the sky, Pink Mist.

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David Court's avatar

In German, "mist" is a polite word for manure. And that is what Musk has coming out of his food hole every time he intends to be speaking intelligently.

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