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Greg WF's avatar

Count Stephann the Vampire Lord is the least convincing looking undead person, who is pretending to be a live person, that I have ever seen, or heard of, and my family has been hunting vampires proudly since 1651.

Vampires are almost always assholes. However, there is one vampire dude named “Mike” in Cincinnati, who is pretty cool. He only drinks bad people. Anyway, Count Stephann is the WORST!

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Lily who reads The Bulwark's avatar

I’m astounded to learn that he’s younger than I am. He looks awful for his age. Hate ages you worse than cigarettes.

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Greg WF's avatar

Yeah, he’s only 39. He looks like dreadful. His repellant personality must be highly corrosive to biological matter.

I bet staring at a gator faced coward in the mirror every morning doesn’t help.

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Anne's avatar

I liked Barnabas Collins 😄

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Beth K's avatar

Anne, you and I might be the only ones who remember him!

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Greg WF's avatar

Negative ladies! I have the complete DVD series. I’m on episode 243. I didn’t yet exist during the original run. I missed the last episode by two months! I caught reruns and the movies though.

Barnabas is cool as a cucumber! Roger is a pretty lousy father. I guess it’s hard to be father of the year when you have a glass of booze every time you walk into the living room. Oh, and poor Maggie Evan’s.

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Anne's avatar

Wait until you get to Quinten!

I can’t believe they did over 1200 episodes.

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Greg WF's avatar

I can’t wait!

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E.K. Hornbeck's avatar

Did you know Buffy?

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Greg WF's avatar

Hellz yeah. Buffy PHAT!

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