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Jonathan V. Last's avatar

If one of you doesn't come up with a full, commercial-length jingle for Coxonium, I'm going to be disappointed.

It should be modeled on the Teamocil ad. Obviously.

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Maggie's avatar

Your doctors may say Coxonium will kill you very painfully

But you don't like the way that those elites say it so disdainfully

A person of your caliber wont be condescended to

If Trump has recommended it, it's something you've consented to

There's no better way to show your comrades you're a man

Than guzzling Coxonium straight outta a can.

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Kate Fall's avatar

I have immense respect for your sense of rhyme and meter.

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