If one of you doesn't come up with a full, commercial-length jingle for Coxonium, I'm going to be disappointed.
It should be modeled on the Teamocil ad. Obviously.
Your doctors may say Coxonium will kill you very painfully
But you don't like the way that those elites say it so disdainfully
A person of your caliber wont be condescended to
If Trump has recommended it, it's something you've consented to
There's no better way to show your comrades you're a man
Than guzzling Coxonium straight outta a can.
I have immense respect for your sense of rhyme and meter.
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If one of you doesn't come up with a full, commercial-length jingle for Coxonium, I'm going to be disappointed.
It should be modeled on the Teamocil ad. Obviously.
Your doctors may say Coxonium will kill you very painfully
But you don't like the way that those elites say it so disdainfully
A person of your caliber wont be condescended to
If Trump has recommended it, it's something you've consented to
There's no better way to show your comrades you're a man
Than guzzling Coxonium straight outta a can.
I have immense respect for your sense of rhyme and meter.