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Franz Reichsman's avatar

In order to win, Ron DeSantis (or some other candidate) only has to use the one weird trick that Jeb failed to come up with in 2015: At the first debate (or other suitable opportunity), dump a glass of water over Trump’s head and smirk as the hairdo collapses and the bald old man is revealed. It’s a meta move, going above and beyond, demonstrating BDE and showing the emperor as he truly is. I can’t stand DeSantis, but I nonetheless offer him this sage advice at no charge, just so I can catch the video at 10:00. It’s going to be wild.

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Murray Dunn's avatar

I suggest a DeSantis invest 100 hours in perfecting his water balloon tossing skills as part of his debate prep.

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Kate Fall's avatar

Ah, here's all the proof we need that the RNC won't be holding any debates.

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Franz Reichsman's avatar

Yes, that’s the one potential fly in my ointment. There must be some other occasion where they’ll be together, but will there be a glass of water handy?

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Marla's avatar

That would be so wonderful. But would probably lead to DeSantis being charged with assault.

Oh wait, that's a win-win.

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Franz Reichsman's avatar

Yes, quite so, and I think it would be a further benefit to the dumper rather than the dumpee.

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Franz Reichsman's avatar

True, but in the past his lack of his coordination didn’t seem to be a problem with his supporters. I think the overhead dump approach should be tried.

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