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Jane in NC's avatar

What's the over/under on her being content to go back to Rifle after she's seen the bright lights of DC and Fox News? I'm thinking she's going to be the new Sarah Palin.

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Christine's avatar

Dancing with the Stars

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Travis's avatar

Oh she'll find something else to chase for now I'm sure. Anything to get her out of Rifle and into the spotlight. Maybe a podcast. Maybe a Fox News spot. Maybe a reality TV show. Who knows.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Dancing with the Stars! Please let it be Dancing with the Stars!

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JF's avatar

Where stars go to die.

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Jane in NC's avatar

I'll bet Spicey would loan her his big sexy green shirt.

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JF's avatar

Or maybe Sarah PalinтАЩs ultimate costume, from тАЬMasked SingerтАЭ? (A show IтАЩd never heard of, thankfully.)

They have no shame.

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Tai's avatar

Bet Newsmax will hire her in a heartbeat.

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Travis's avatar

This would probably be her most lucrative offer, and she'd take it in a heartbeat.

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JF's avatar

SheтАЩll strap on heat first, for authenticity.

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MProvenza's avatar

LOL I was thinking that last night it would fit her previous job experience.

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Travis's avatar

Honestly, she could probably fund a whole campaign off of an OF account based on how many Trumpers play five-on-one to her pics. I really don't see the sex appeal of Christian Nationalism, but I guess there's a market for that in the over-40 white male demo (shrugs).

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Maggie's avatar

The Fantasy (blond, subordinate wife) always trumps Reality (insane, gun-toting wife who doesn't understand finances).

Edit: oops, she's the Brunette whackadoodle and MTG is the blond one. Well, it looks like neither is having fun. Voters prefer neither.

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HoyaGoon's avatar

TBF, in the pics that are alleged to be Boebert during her rumored, *ahem*, prior job, she did have blond hair.

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JF's avatar

Haha! Yes.

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