Various internet opportunities on The Bulwark

[Various internet opportunities]

It turns out your sword is a banana - you are about to fight a gladiator - do you replace your trusted old sword for a new unknown sword or do you keep fighting with a banana ?

[Fred Lewis]

You get a new sword or die

[Jill Z]

unless your new sword is a pawpaw fruit - which no one has heard of and not sure they like