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VStanhope's avatar

Hey, guess what, y'all? Saw on the Interwebs (Page Six, apparently) that Kid Rock was seen out on a date with....... Lauren Boebert!

Maybe they will mate and have little MAGA babies. Oh, what a world.

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John Schwarzkopf's avatar

Excuse me while I stick my finger down my throat.

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Emily Billheimer's avatar

OMG. Gross. She is 36 year old grandmother.

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VStanhope's avatar

And he's a 54 yo skuzzball. They're perfect for each other.

ЁЯдо ЁЯдо ЁЯдо

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rlritt's avatar

He heard she was easy and willing to do it in public.

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A Boy Named Pseu(donym)'s avatar

Leave it to Boebert to date the guy who came up with the brilliant idea of doing a song about listening to "Sweet Home Alabama" set to the exact tune of "Sweet Home Alabama." Like pornography, you know art when you see it, and Kid Rock's decision to make an ode to a song by making a note-by-note remake of that song ain't it.

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knowltok's avatar

Uh, there's plenty of Werewolves of London in there too.

From Wiki:

Eight people are credited for writing "All Summer Long": the songwriters of "Werewolves of London" (Leroy Marinell, Waddy Wachtel and Warren Zevon), the songwriters of "Sweet Home Alabama" (Ed King, Gary Rossington and Ronnie Van Zant), Matthew Shafer (Uncle Kracker), and Robert Ritchie (Kid Rock).[7]

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Tim Coffey's avatar

White trash, meet white trashier.

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