Total Exoneration Is Coming

Buckle up. It's going to be . . . not awesome.

The articles of impeachment against former President Donald Trump are carried through National Statuary Hall on way to the United States Senate on Monday, Jan. 25, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Samuel Corum/Getty Images)

1. Impeachment, Again

The best part—the absolute best—will be Trumpers crowing about "TOTAL EXONERATION AGAIN!” five minutes after a…