Will, It's uncanny how you interpret this President's idiosyncratic language. I believe you stumbled on to something neurological that needs some researchers and medical scientists to explore. We may have a new virus spreading throughout the country with its epicenter in Washington, D.C.. Let's call it, Liars Amnesia Syndrome. Symptoms include telling a lie and immediately forgetting you ever even spoke and then repeating this in a continuous loop. Additionally, when asked about it, you deny it and attack the questioner.
It's so wrong, but the minute I read "before" redefined as "after" I started laughing hysterically. Is it the hysterical laughter of someone losing her sanity? Yes. Nonetheless. . . .
So who gifted Dictators For Dummies to Orange Gluteus? Putin? Orbán? It's safe to say it would have to be in audiobook form. So many of the words have more than five letters and one syllable.
Well, when your country elects a RAPIST, and places that RAPIST into the Oval Office, pretty much anything attractive is RAPED. Your economy? I grabbed it and gave it a good you-know-what from behind. Your allies? I had them bend over and I banged them. Your rights as Americans? Hell - that was easy, and I did it in the back alley. You can do anything when you’re a celebrity. Give me another Tic-Tac. I have a war in the Middle East.
Protect (v): Dominate, control, and use as you see fit. "Should have done it with us as we asked, go to the Strait and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves"
Well he’s certainly cherished Lindsey Graham’s brain…
Will, It's uncanny how you interpret this President's idiosyncratic language. I believe you stumbled on to something neurological that needs some researchers and medical scientists to explore. We may have a new virus spreading throughout the country with its epicenter in Washington, D.C.. Let's call it, Liars Amnesia Syndrome. Symptoms include telling a lie and immediately forgetting you ever even spoke and then repeating this in a continuous loop. Additionally, when asked about it, you deny it and attack the questioner.
Good people, fine people = racists, white nationalists
Bad people, garbage people = people with non white skin (exception-Marco Rubio)
Melania - Renegotiated prenuptial agreement aka Postnuptial agreement
Many people - no one
Beautiful - catastrophically tacky
Aced MRIs - brain in formaldehyde
Ukraine - Russia
Ivanka - "thankfully legal"
It's so wrong, but the minute I read "before" redefined as "after" I started laughing hysterically. Is it the hysterical laughter of someone losing her sanity? Yes. Nonetheless. . . .
So who gifted Dictators For Dummies to Orange Gluteus? Putin? Orbán? It's safe to say it would have to be in audiobook form. So many of the words have more than five letters and one syllable.
'A lot of people are saying...' = nobody is saying it.
Or possibly, = my idiot brain thinks...
Well, when your country elects a RAPIST, and places that RAPIST into the Oval Office, pretty much anything attractive is RAPED. Your economy? I grabbed it and gave it a good you-know-what from behind. Your allies? I had them bend over and I banged them. Your rights as Americans? Hell - that was easy, and I did it in the back alley. You can do anything when you’re a celebrity. Give me another Tic-Tac. I have a war in the Middle East.
Accurate, Will!
Protect (v): Dominate, control, and use as you see fit. "Should have done it with us as we asked, go to the Strait and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves"
“In two weeks…” = Never
“I know everything about it!” = Trump knows nothing about it.
“I know nothing about it!” = Trump knows everything about it.
“Big strong men with tears in their eyes called me “sir” = figments of Trump’s imagination.
“I love so and so!” = Trump is about to kick him/her to the curb.
“This was a day of love…” = This was a day when a howling mob of Trumpers tried to kill capitol police, the Congress and Trump’s Vice President.
“This project will be on time and under budget!” = This project is a gritting excuse that will never be completed.
“This isn't about Epstein!” = It’s about Epstein.
Accurate! Funny!