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Steve Singer's avatar

Of course they are. Cost $25 to make. Sold for $299. Or $499. Cheap materials. Sweatshop overseas production. Typical Trump bowel gas.

Sheri Smith's avatar

They look like shoes a professional wrestler would wear in the wrestling ring. Gaudy and cheap.

R Mercer's avatar

Gaudy and cheap (not the price, the quality) kind of summarizes pretty much any Trump merchandise.

Steve Singer's avatar

Matches his gold toilet.

Dave Yell's avatar

Just spitballing here,I think those sweatshops are in China,maybe India.

Steve Singer's avatar

Bangladesh or North Korea.

JM's avatar

I keep trying to follow up on where the sneakers are manufactured. I suspect China, but no proof yet. Also, apparently that LLC that is handling them and not related to Trump, apparently is? I’m confused.

Tai's avatar

I pray to God every day that this discharge petition will succeed in giving Ukraine the much needed aid. I don’t know if it will work but please try calling Mike Gallagher, Ken Buck and Tom McClintock’s offices and imploring them to support this.

Migs's avatar

I really hope it happens but it likely won’t. Even if it does it will take months

SandyG's avatar

Is there any more compelling relevance for JVL's decadence diagnosis than the online sneaker market Joe describes? The Sneaker Con event is perfectly named.

Sko Hayes's avatar

The people complaining the most about how they can't afford food are buying $400 shoes that won't last 6 months.

Dave Yell's avatar

And the perfect place for Trump.

David Court's avatar

Sneaker Conman at Sneaker Concom? Or just, THE Sneaker Con at Sneaker Con?

Slide Guitar's avatar

Maybe they went without eggs just to be able to buy these sneakers?

Michael's avatar

This was one of the best non-politics reads since a JVL Watch takedown some time back.

Lara Mason's avatar

OK, so I just click through the email and start reading often without really paying attention to which newsletter it is, or even if it is Bulwark or Dispatch or something else, and about 4 paragraphs in, I just thought, "Man, this has gotta be Perticone," and I was pleased to see that I was right.

Lara Mason's avatar

Yeah, I mean the fashion criticism of the sneakers was Peak Perticone.

The Perticoniest.

Sko Hayes's avatar

I love hearing Joe on the podcasts, too.

Mike McHaley's avatar

Just wanted to comment that I really enjoyed reading this post, especially the deep dive on sneakers. Thanks Joe!

Dave Yell's avatar

Who would have thought that there is such a thing as an online sneaker market? Not I.

Hortense's avatar

JD Vance, today's Neville Chamberlain.

Dave Yell's avatar

A "Hillbilly" in Munich.

dlnevins's avatar

He's more like today's Lord Haw Haw.

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Bluchek Mark's avatar

However misguided Chamberlain was, it has always seemed to me that he was, at least, sincere. Vance is a self-serving opportunist, whose insincerity is exceeded only by his moral obtuseness.

Hortense's avatar

I'll take that criticism. After I made that post, I thought I may have been too hard on him.

E2's avatar

Well, you aren't the only one making the comparison, for Vance and some other current Republicans. Since about 1940, "Munich 1938," "Neville Chamberlain," and "peace in our time" have been shorthand for naive appeasement of aggressors - an object lesson to future leaders, and for the most part appropriately so. But Chamberlain himself didn't have that lesson at the time - and the whole world had yet to see what the worst-case consequences could be.

mel ladi's avatar

And a defense of Neville Chamberlain with my morning coffee. I love it.

ITSjustketchup's avatar

Nothing like another good money laundering con by the trump team.

Dave Yell's avatar

Top marketer of totally shit merchandize.

Kevin M's avatar

Sad that Vance makes a statement that sounds so much like Lindburgh's 1940 statement mentioned in an earlier Bulwark edition. Just as then, the America First crowd of isolationists is just as dangerous now.

Hortense's avatar

Joe, have you reached Imelda Marcos level of closet space for your sneakers?

GlenD's avatar

Buying shoes was merely a sideline for Imelda. What really held her fascination was mining. As in: That's mine and that's mine, oh, and that's also mine. Those are mine, these are mine, it's all mine...

Dave Yell's avatar

At least she didn't have 1000 of those "ugly ass shoes".

Dave Yell's avatar

What is a few thousand more and another lawsuit when you now owe over 400 million?

Allyson M Dyar's avatar

I read somewhere that because the soles of the kicks are red, they are violating Louboutin trademark which are red soles. I have no clue if this is true or not.

Joe Perticone's avatar

I've seen that online too but this likely isn't even on Louboutin's radar. An argument like this would hold more weight if they were dress shoes. Sneakers have to really mimic original silhouettes to draw a lawsuit (often from other sneaker companies like Nike) and sole color isn't really one of those factors. Precedent wouldn't be on their side either. For example, Adidas recently tried and failed to assert they own the concept of stripes https://www.gq.com/story/thom-brown-adidas-stripes-lawsuit-verdict

Craig Reges's avatar

I'm amazed at the luck of our having a regular columnist so well versed in the subject of sneakers. This was a great read.

JA's avatar

JD Vance is disgrace to Ohio and to our country! He embarrasses him and all he pretends to represent and stand for. Not up to the job in any way. Shame on Ohio for selecting him as their Senator! Better luck next time!!

Stephen Bero's avatar

"Trump’s MAGA Stan Smiths" OMG, Joe, you killed me with this one!🤣

Joan's avatar

Cheap China sneakers at designer prices. Has anyone asked for the country of origin label? By the way, where are those tacky hats made?

Dave Yell's avatar

I wonder if Trump still wants to put a 60% tariff on China now?

Joan's avatar

Well 60% on $1.98 doesn’t amount to much. Lol

sonik0909's avatar

Truly enjoyed your discussion of the Trump Sneakers—it's fun to turn off the beaten path into someone's niche expertise sometimes. However, I just feel the urge to point out that none of these finer points on style and quality can possibly matter with this product. The one and only reason to buy these sneakers is to display your utter slavishness to Trump. In that sense (a sense that would surely go unspoken among Trump fans) maybe uglier is actually better. The more godawful you're willing to look for the Leader (and the more you'll pay to look godawful) the more devoted you must be. The perfect MAGA badge of (dis)honor.