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Kate Fall's avatar

I'd just like to say right now that if Trump asked me to be his Vice President, I'd say no. I know you were all wondering, since I'm probably at about the same level on the list as Ben Carson. But I'll have to decline as I hear that Trump fellow can't keep his hands to himself.

Also, I haven't decided if I'm going to accept the results of the most recent vote here. I know it's just the school budget, and me accepting it doesn't make any difference, but I'd like to announce my ambivalence, just in case you were forgetting about me and how important I am.

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Linda Oliver's avatar

Aw, come on, Kate. Sure, the guy can’t keep his hands to himself, but can’t you “take one for the team” in case the Cheeseburger of Destiny kicks in? You could be a much more attractive potted plant than Mike Pence was until that moment, and Stephen Miller’s face as you had him subsequently tossed from the premises would be a sight to see.

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kathi in va's avatar

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 for cheeseburger of destiny reference

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flagrante delicto's avatar

This is funny. I like it. But I hate the fact that it's pointing to something sinister. That's not funny.

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Adam's avatar

The declining of VP office should involve pointing and laughing as well

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Do I detect a bit of satire? Well done. "Will the next VP hopeful come from the green room for the auditions?"

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