
Why We Love to Talk Like Pirates
Cultural and literary fascination with buccaneers goes back to when they were still swarming the seas.

Talk Like a Pirate Day, the folk holiday popularized by a Dave Barry column back in 2002, is a weird holidayāeven weirder than the obvious talking, dressing, and (for adults) drinking like a pirate. Pirates were violent men (and occasionally violent women) who stole, tortured, raped, and murdered. Yet we celebrate them as lighthearted fun. āYo ho! Yo ho! A pirateās life for me!ā Not if you wanted to live like a decent personāor for very long.
The most bizarre part, when you think about it, is how pirates are presented as for kids. I have three little ones, and they could watch cartoons about pirates all day long if my wife and I let them. From Peppa Pig to Paw Patrol, Bubble Guppies, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, the adventures of these colonial criminals are as ubiquitous as stories about the importance of sharing or going to the dentist.
How did pirates become such a big part of popular culture?
If youāre thinking Disney did it, youāre not wrong. Walt was enamored of pirates. He built the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneylandāthe ride that would, decades later, inspire the Johnny Depp moviesāand Disney studios was indirectly responsible for creating the idea that pirates shout āarrrr!ā all the time. Robert Newton, the actor who played Long John Silver in Disneyās 1950 movie Treasure Island, delivered his lines with a growl, emphasizing the r sounds.
Two years later, Newton starred as the notorious Captain Edward Teach in Blackbeard the Pirate. He gave the character a similarly rough and rumbling voice, although Newtonās Blackbeard sounds like heās saying āha-arrrrrā with an h preceding the now famous pirate locution. Ultimately, itās the last part that stuck: pirates punctuated every sentence with a hearty āarrrr.ā Everyone knows that. Even my 3-year-old.
Disneyās efforts point to an even bigger influence on popularizing pirates: Robert Louis Stevensonās 1883 novel Treasure Island. But Stevenson drew on an already venerable tradition of stories about pirates and buried treasure from earlier in the 19th century. In fact, the early 19th century witnessed a profusion of stories about hunting for pirate treasure. Edgar Allan Poeās 1843 āThe Gold Bug,ā about a lost pirate hoard discovered with a cryptograph, is a well-known example. Washington Irvingās āThe Money-Diggersā (1824) is less famous, but more typical of the periodās mixture of pirates with tales of ghosts and magic divination.
The fascination with pirate stories goes back to the days when real pirates were still swarming the seas. In the 17th and 18th centuries, for example, people thrilled to reading the exploits of Captain Henry Morgan (later immortalized in the rum) and singing songs about Captain William Kidd.
In 1719, a 13-year-old Benjamin Franklin walked the streets of Boston selling a ballad he wrote called āThe Taking of Teach the Pirate.ā One stanza recounted how the pirates pledged to blow up their ship rather than surrender:
And when we no longer can strike a blow, Then fire the magazine, boys, and up we go! Itās better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol.
Iāve pondered the appeal of pirates for nearly 20 years, and I still donāt have a fully satisfactory answer to why people love pirates so much in spite of the gruesome reality.
A few factors, though, seem important.
Although piracy has existed in all times and places, itās the pirates of the 17th and 18th century Caribbean and Indian Ocean who get the most attention. These pirates carried out their depredations in exotic places, so beautiful that itās like pirates lived a perpetual vacationāand got rich doing it. Itās easy to forget the harshness of the climate, the cruelty of the men who exploited it, and the likelihood that they would die painfully, at sea or at the end of a rope.
Pirates have also enjoyed unusually good publicity. Treasure Island is one example of the high quality of pirate literature. But itās far from the only one.
In the late 17th century, The Buccaneers of America gripped Europe with stories told by Alexandre Exquemelin, a surgeon who joined an expedition of buccaneers. Accompanied by vivid engravings, the work offered lurid descriptions of looting, mayhem, and drunkenness too awful to look at . . . but impossible to turn away from.
In the 1720s, a printer named Nathaniel Mist mixed fact with fiction in A General History of the Pyrates and made stars of Blackbeard and two women pirates named Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Both works influenced innumerable other books and movies and remain captivating reads today.
The grim reality of pirate life was forgotten from the start, so itās no wonder itās seldom appreciated today.
In the end, Howard Pyle, the early-20th-century author and illustrator of many a book about buccaneers, might have gotten closest to an answer. āWould not every boy,ā he asked rhetorically, ārather be a pirate captain than a Member of Parliament?ā Iād add girls, too, but Pyleās right. Today, pirates mean adventure. And itās fun to say āarrrr!ā