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Trump Is the Rosetta Stone for Understanding Mitt Romney

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Jonathan V. Last
Feb 06, 2020

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The man in the arena. (BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP via Getty Images)

1. Romney

Yesterday afternoon my buddy Shay Khatiri emailed what was probably the greatest line of the entire impeachment: "Romney should pull a Mick Foley at the 1998 Royal Rumble and primary Mike Lee as Pierre Delecto while retaining his current seat." As Curt Hennig would have said: Absolutely perfect. I have to confess that I've been surprised by Mitt Romney's courage over the last four years. During his first two acts in public life, Romney was ambitious and flexible. He often gave the impression that he had few core ideas. But in retrospect, it's now clear that if he didn't have core ideas, he had core values: He was, at base, a politician who cared about decency. And it turns out that he cared about decency so deeply that he was willing to use the third act of his career to stand up for it, even if it meant burning away every last bit of his political capital. You can criticize Romney's decision to vote for conviction on the merits, if you want. But it doesn't make much sense to believe that he did it because he was angling for some sort of advantage. I am here to tell you that if you are a Republican, or a conservative, there is no advantage to be had—none, zero—in standing against Trump on anything. Not even, as Matt Gaetz discovered, single-issue votes about future executive authority. There is now a medium-sized list of politicians who have sacrificed their careers to oppose Trump. Believe me, they're not doing it for the bennies. On the contrary, supporting Trump—at all times—is what the ambitious people looking for advantage do. Both inside electoral politics and Conservatism Inc. If you want to run for office or you want to sell a book or get a TV contract, being #AlwaysTrump is the quickest path. Now, if you love Trump, you could argue that this is evidence of Trump's rightness: All who support him prosper! And I would say that while this might perhaps be a reach as analysis, it's pretty undeniable as fact. So let's at least give Romney credit for taking a stand that's against his own self-interest. You can think he's right or you can think he's wrong, but at least he's standing on principle. Which is something we always say we want our politicians to do. Or at least, we used to.


2. Capitalism

Every once in a while I like to drop a nugget in here pointing out why reasonable people might find our current economic system to be, at times, suboptimal. Today's entry comes from Richard Rushfield's Hollywood newsletter, the Ankler. (Subscribe!) It concerns a television executive named Joe Ianniello. Ianniello works—worked?—for CBS. Over the years he's been the CFO and the COO. In September of 2018, he was named "acting" CEO of CBS after Les Moonves stepped down. Last week, Ianniello was asked to stop being CEO of CBS and, per the terms of his contract, was handed $70 million in order to get him to stop adding value to the company. So let's do a little math: If the value to the company of Ianniello not working is $70 million, then what's the monetary value of the work he was contributing? It would have to be more than negative-$70 million, yes? Either that, or the new CEO will be adding even more value than all of Ianniello's value plus $70 million. Which would be really amazing. But also I wonder what economic model was used to make this computation? I mean, the only other possibility is that at the executive level of large corporations the salary structure is utterly untethered to either supply, or demand, or outcomes and is instead determined largely by inside-dealing and favor-trading amongst a set of people who, unlike the rest of us, are largely immune to market forces. Seen in this way, you might think that the pinnacle of success in our current version of what passes for "the free market" actually means unlinking yourself from capitalist forces so as to enter a world that more closely resembles the corruption of third-world oligarchy. But if you saw things in that way, then you might want to take action to reform some aspects of the system.


3. Prince

On Monday I told you that the greatest Super Bowl halftime show ever was Prince in 2007. No one denies this. And now the Ringer has an oral history of it:

Hayes: He said he wanted to do the greatest Super Bowl show ever done. He just said, ā€œWe really want to think about what we do and not be like everybody else.ā€ We kind of sat in the studio and talked it out. He’s like, ā€œI like this Foo Fighters song.ā€ And ā€œAll Along the Watchtower.ā€ He just started thinking about the show and piecing it together in his head.

Shelby J. (vocalist): When we started looking at the songs on the set list, I was seeing like, ā€œBest of Youā€ and ā€œWatchtower.ā€ This dude is planning a show. And the way his mind works—it’s hard for me to speak of him in past tense—is to want it to be about the music and not do what everybody’s expecting, like come out and play ā€œRaspberry Beretā€ and ā€œLittle Red Corvetteā€ and then go into ā€œKiss.ā€ He was paying homage to Ike and Tina Turner with ā€œProud Mary.ā€ And Queen! And then he mixed his music into that. It’s like, ā€œNo it’s not about me. It’s about the music, it’s about this moment.ā€

Josh Dunham (bass): He loved what he loved. Even though his music was great, he enjoyed doing other people’s music.

Mark Caro (Chicago Tribune critic): The idea that Prince had 12 minutes and devoted some of it to a Foo Fighters cover—that’s really quirky! He didn’t have a Foo Fighters cover on record. It wasn’t available anywhere. He wasn’t promoting anything.

Coplin: I do remember, and I hate admitting this, that I thought that there could’ve been a couple more of his hits in the set list. But I was glad nobody took me seriously. ’Cause I would’ve been wrong.

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