Yeah, this has nothing at all to do with The Triad today, but I laughed out loud when I read it, so I thought, as part of my public service to this blessed group, that I would forward for a teeny tiny bit of levity in an otherwise dark and foreboding place:
Yeah, this has nothing at all to do with The Triad today, but I laughed out loud when I read it, so I thought, as part of my public service to this blessed group, that I would forward for a teeny tiny bit of levity in an otherwise dark and foreboding place:
Today, "The Onion" reported as follows:
"Thanks to Gov. Ron DeSantis’ so-called ‘war on woke,’ Florida institutions of higher education have experienced an unprecedented brain drain. "The Onion" asked professors why they are fleeing the state, and this is what they said...
-Henry Johnson, History: “It was easier to teach history when I was allowed to acknowledge that it began before 1981.”
-Charles Menard, English: “They’re making me teach a version of Beowulf where he says the Pledge of Allegiance halfway through.”
-Carl Ebling, American History: “A posse of moms walked me to the state line.”
-Bonnie Coyne, African American History: “I have to teach that slavery was not only beneficial, but so beneficial that white people are owed reparations.”
-Rhonda Harvey, Statistics: “They kept forcing me to assign Mein Kampf to read as math homework.”
-Stacy Levine, History: “I just don’t feel comfortable shooting students who act up.”
-Peter Barrett, Psychology: “They keep calling my subject ‘witch science.’”
Yeah, this has nothing at all to do with The Triad today, but I laughed out loud when I read it, so I thought, as part of my public service to this blessed group, that I would forward for a teeny tiny bit of levity in an otherwise dark and foreboding place:
Today, "The Onion" reported as follows:
"Thanks to Gov. Ron DeSantis’ so-called ‘war on woke,’ Florida institutions of higher education have experienced an unprecedented brain drain. "The Onion" asked professors why they are fleeing the state, and this is what they said...
-Henry Johnson, History: “It was easier to teach history when I was allowed to acknowledge that it began before 1981.”
-Charles Menard, English: “They’re making me teach a version of Beowulf where he says the Pledge of Allegiance halfway through.”
-Carl Ebling, American History: “A posse of moms walked me to the state line.”
-Bonnie Coyne, African American History: “I have to teach that slavery was not only beneficial, but so beneficial that white people are owed reparations.”
-Rhonda Harvey, Statistics: “They kept forcing me to assign Mein Kampf to read as math homework.”
-Stacy Levine, History: “I just don’t feel comfortable shooting students who act up.”
-Peter Barrett, Psychology: “They keep calling my subject ‘witch science.’”
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Thx! Delightful.