A prison right next to The Magic Kingdom, Mickey Mouse and Space Mountain would be a theme park based on Desantistan!!
A theme park prison!
He’ll call it DesantisTraz.
Think of the new rides for the kiddies 👶!
The Green Mile (an exciting ride down death row ending at the execution chamber)
The Execution (each kid gets their own electric chair and a virtual execution!)
The Roll Call (experience the thrill of mass breakfast with “real” inmates played by actual prisoners!)
The Lockdown (get the real feeling of being rushed to your cell with the slamming of the iron barred door and some special time with your cell mate. The premium tour guarantees your cell mate is in for murder or, in true Desantis fashion, a “groomer”)
The Break Out (a virtual prison break where you get to experience The Shawshank Redemption approach of crawling a mile in a sewer to freedom. A change of clothes is recommended for this ride)
SO, as a Desantistan tax payer, I didn’t realize we needed another prison, unless Orban Ron plans to imprison those teachers and librarians who insist on not banning books by Jodi Picult and James Patterson.
In my case, I’m planning on using The Stand My Ground law to protect me as I conceal carry my permitless AR-15 and shoot anyone who comes to pry my copy of a James Patterson novel from my “cold dead fingers”.
Meatball’s revenge!
But, of course!
A prison right next to The Magic Kingdom, Mickey Mouse and Space Mountain would be a theme park based on Desantistan!!
A theme park prison!
He’ll call it DesantisTraz.
Think of the new rides for the kiddies 👶!
The Green Mile (an exciting ride down death row ending at the execution chamber)
The Execution (each kid gets their own electric chair and a virtual execution!)
The Roll Call (experience the thrill of mass breakfast with “real” inmates played by actual prisoners!)
The Lockdown (get the real feeling of being rushed to your cell with the slamming of the iron barred door and some special time with your cell mate. The premium tour guarantees your cell mate is in for murder or, in true Desantis fashion, a “groomer”)
The Break Out (a virtual prison break where you get to experience The Shawshank Redemption approach of crawling a mile in a sewer to freedom. A change of clothes is recommended for this ride)
SO, as a Desantistan tax payer, I didn’t realize we needed another prison, unless Orban Ron plans to imprison those teachers and librarians who insist on not banning books by Jodi Picult and James Patterson.
In my case, I’m planning on using The Stand My Ground law to protect me as I conceal carry my permitless AR-15 and shoot anyone who comes to pry my copy of a James Patterson novel from my “cold dead fingers”.