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Andrew Joyce's avatar

Desantis press conference in the near future: "You know how the woke Left indoctrinates our children? I'll tell you: LITERACY! They take your tax dollars and fund public schools that teach your children to read and write! That's why I've introduced the "Stop Literacy in Florida" bill. All right-thinking Floridians will put their "X" on the dotted line, and show those woke Leftists they can't force little Jimmy and Jane to read or write!" (N.B. Upon close reading the SLIF bill also reveals new sumptuary laws restricting the wearing of velour tracksuits in bold colors to the executive branch).

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MillennialExistential's avatar

Literacy has almost the same letters as liberal.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

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Douglas Peterson's avatar

Worse still... when you put "literacy" and "liberal" together, you get "Liberace."

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