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Yep. When the former dude promises to root out the "communists, Marxists, and fascists" who are steering this soon-to-be-great-again nation toward the toilet of doom, I'm sure it's not a gap in his knowledge that he doesn't include Leninists in his kill list. No oversight this; he intentionally gives Steve Banon and his fellows not just a pass, but a warm orange embrace. Maybe a man kiss on the cheek. And it's assumedly not just Leninists excused from his vitriol, but Stalinists too, like his bestie, Vladimir. Marx after all was a humanist who sided with the horribly exploited workers in those hideous, Dickensian factories and mills. Yuk! Foolish man. But I am a bit consternated by his inclusion of 'fascists' in his troika of villainy, even though I'm guessing that's more projection than scientific word-smithing. Donald's heros are after all, fascist autocrats. Real men! Not those pusillanimous, limb-wristed girly men from whom beautiful women turn away; that is, in the extremely rare instances they their wimpy timidity and stick their lips out for a smooch, or rarer still, get their creeping paws smacked away when they try to be like our Donald and grab a bit of p*ssy. So let's hope some astute advisor will point out the inadvertent oversight in Trump's pantheon of bad guys, and our Dear Leader will come out full-throated in praise of fascism, citing the current crop as role models for his avid cult members: Go Putin! ...Let's hear a shout out for Victor (!) Orban! And let's give the adulating, pulsating fans a history lesson, regale them with tales of men who crushed the commies, owned the libs, and made the trains run on time. Yes folks, toss those treasonous and sissy-grooming texts out of your children's classrooms and school libraries and replace them with the Truth about the Great Men of history: Stalin, Mussolini, Franco, Hitler, Putin, and Orban. Our boys need strong men to emulate, and our girls must learn to eschew the weaklings and swoon over and devote their lives to the manly men who will fight like hell and die for true leaders like Donald J. Trump. Or we won't have a country any more.

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