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Peter H.'s avatar

Gonna be frigid in DC on Monday. Big William Henry Harrison vibes.

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orbit's avatar

Don't forget-Trump had COVID, bigly.

His lungs ain't as good as they used to be as a result, his circulatory system clogged with fast food fat.

Two strikes?

Maybe...

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Linda Oliver's avatar

Don’t get your hopes up. All that free-flowing spite in his veins could keep him alive for years. Heaven won’t have him and Hell is afraid he’ll take over.

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Ben Gruder's avatar

Well put!

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Justin Lee's avatar

After nearly 80 years of Big Macs and KFC, Trump's organs are much better insulated.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

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knowltok's avatar

Is it that alone that does it, or is it just what tipped you over the edge?

Asking for a friend.

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