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Katherine B Barz's avatar

Will. Don’t know how you can do this and stay sane. Bad enough to have one crazy person, but you’re giving us a two-fer. Loomer with her Inquisition on loyalty and nothing else and this new brand new Christian. Brand new? Since when is adultery new to Christianity or a new subset of Christianity. Maybe some parts of Elijah Schaffer are working, but his brain is not one of them.

David Hurwitz's avatar

Will,

I read that Laura Loomer grew up in a dysfunctional family which may be partly why she is a lewd, crude, vile, vulgar psycho bitch from hell and mutant.

Katherine B Barz's avatar

Or maybe because of her, the family is dysfunctional?

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

The schlong and the short of it. Dead.

Does Megyn Kelly still think she's doing serious journalism or is she now basically an internet troll?

Susan Bigley's avatar

I can hear the anticlimactic trombones ending his....what ever it is he is saying: WAH-Wah-wah....

AnaR737's avatar

This is all so comical and pathetic at the same time.

Jeanne Christine Tegler's avatar

Omg what a s$$t show 🧐

A Sarcastic Prophet's avatar

I am always so grateful and glad that Will reads and watches this horror show of humanity so I don't have to.

Judith Berghuis's avatar

Tell me again why we need to know about Laura Loomer and the charming Mr. Schaffer?

If that's what they refer to as pertinent news I will make an effort to be prepared with ear plugs and disinfectant.

Katherine B Barz's avatar

At least, Loomer, by her closeness to Felon Trump, has a lot of power and she uses it to get people fired. Schaffer is showing the cracks in the MAGAsphere. Gives one hope that these people will devour each other and leave the rest of the world a better place.

Doug's avatar

The footnote did it for me. I was about to go check out the video, but then didn’t want to get it closer to 10,000 views.

Glad you’re here to take in for the team, Will!

Steven Westberg's avatar

I have to say that I honestly feel sorry for you, Will, for having to spend so much of your precious life wallowing in the right wing/MAGA media cesspool. I can't even stand to listen to Trump talk (I always mute him because I hate being lied to), much less follow the MAGA madness.

Thanks for carrying the load.

WCoastD's avatar

Will’s a warrior. Don’t forget it.

Weswolf's avatar

Just what I did not know I needed: Laura Loomer as the filler sandwiched between stories mentioning dicks, one of which featured a character improbably named Van Swol.

What crass teenage boy is writing these scripts?

Kay Ellen O'Maighe's avatar

Spats between online influencers tend to have a very WWE feel to them, maybe because scripted kayfabe fighting gets more clicks, views, retweets, etc., than media personalities getting along and playing nice. Reminds of the Simpsons episode where Marge's objections to violence in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoons result in a brief effort to create terminally boring episodes of a cat and mouse being super-supportive and nice towards each other.

It really says at least as much about what the audience wants to watch as it does about what the producers want to produce.

Troy Baisch's avatar

They are just a bunch of creepy weirdos. Every last one of them. We’re gonna need a proverbial shitload of disinfectant to clean up after these whack jobs.

Canvas's avatar

There are probably peptides that help with this: "But he wasn’t quite strong enough to do it, so he began ripping individual pages and then smaller groupings of them."

Lee C's avatar

Does Tazo tea sponsor Schaffer? Yuck.

The Blockhead Chronicles's avatar

If Laura Loomer becomes WH press secretary, she’ll make Baghdad Bob look like Ted Sorensen.

Keith Wresch's avatar

They all make me nostalgic for Baghdad Bob.